where there is hope, there is always hardship

rye. 28. gemini. music, art

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[mcrdvcks]

when he carried the entire season

[djo]

‘86, baby! ‘89, baby!

STRANGER THINGS 4.01: The Hellfire Club | 5.08: The Rightside Up

[leodanbrock]

...are you crying?

Dimension 20 Cast Test Their Basic Culinary Skills

[melorasmushrooms]

Maxwell when they come out of combat

[fettifawn]

Hello this isn’t trolls but I needed to share my love and adoration for my wife

Sorry I’m not used to tumblr I think I accidentally double posted (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[yournormalidiot]

Ik I'm a bit late and idrk anything abt the ides of march, but I keep seeing posts abt it and all I can think about is:

When in Rome, kill a bitch🔪

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[whatrambles]

Why does this keep reappearing on my dash? I have to reblog because there is no way I’m risking 11 years on top of my already bad 4 years….

[btsugarush]

Sorry y’all, I wasn’t tryna do it to you but they got my ass.

[urfav-slut]

my life is already shit, i dont need 11 years of bad luck🤚

[lis-likes-fics]

yeah, let’s not risk that shit 🫥

[crystalwrizz]

I’m scared of elephants I’m not risking it

[the-oblivious-writer]

How do I come across a strawberry like this?! 🙏

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[whatrambles]

Why does this keep reappearing on my dash? I have to reblog because there is no way I’m risking 11 years on top of my already bad 4 years….

[btsugarush]

Sorry y’all, I wasn’t tryna do it to you but they got my ass.

[urfav-slut]

my life is already shit, i dont need 11 years of bad luck🤚

[lis-likes-fics]

yeah, let’s not risk that shit 🫥

[crystalwrizz]

I’m scared of elephants I’m not risking it

[the-oblivious-writer]

How do I come across a strawberry like this?! 🙏

[soranatus]

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

[polarsirens]

love me. love me. love me.

[magicratfingers]

e20 doodle along

part 1

[doreensladle]

fly-by scolding

[cyan0corax]

[westofessos]

So I finished Dead Boy Detectives a few days ago and I desperately need a season two and Netflix is completely fucked and probably won’t renew it (viewership is apparently very low) so I’m just here to say hey, please watch this show! It’s so good! It’s fun and weird and funny and queer and kind of shockingly violent and gory, and all of the characters are absolutely delightful. I don’t normally go for supernatural stuff, but knowing it was in the Sandman universe (also, I highly recommend watching The Sandman first if you haven’t, it’s even better, but also we’re on a time crunch here because again, Netflix is fucked, so if you don’t have the time you should go straight to DBD) made me want to watch it. I watched most of it in one sitting and I’m absolutely obsessed now.

So please watch it! Watch it twice, watch it three times, tell your friends and family to watch it! Honestly even if it’s not your thing and you’re not interested but you would still like to help, you could just mute it and have it on and not even watch. I might do that myself because I have other things to watch (and also I don’t want to get sick of it by watching so many times).

Anyway. Bottom line, please watch Dead Boy Detectives! Because Netflix is a fucked up company that cancels everything if the viewership isn’t super high and I need a second season so badly.