the author of Fushigi Yuugi coming out as x gender in 2019 makes so much sense tbh...

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the author of Fushigi Yuugi coming out as x gender in 2019 makes so much sense tbh...
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
Tony: Hello.
Unknown goon: We have your wife!
Tony: My wife? What wife?
Unknown goon: Your red-haired wife that keeps telling us we are making a mistake.
Tony: Oh, your talking about my work wife, yeah sorry buddy. You don't have her, she has you. I hope your insurance covers attempted kidnapping gone wrong. Have a good day!
Clint: What was that about?
Tony: Oh, just someone that thought they could get money from me by kidnapping my wife, but they took Romanoff instead.
Clint: I feel sorry for them.
The song: So you write down a word but it's not the right word,
So you try a new word but you hate the new word
And you need a good word but you can't find the word
Oh where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it!
Me: *steers at the open word document* This should not be speaking So deeply
Bodyguard Dialogue
"I will keep you safe. If you like it or not."
"Yes, I need to be in the room with you at all times." "At all times?"
"Wow, you really made a lot of people angry."
"I was hired by your father to keep you safe, so I will only listen to him as my employer."
"Can you please stop antagonizing more people?"
"You're not paid enough to die." "Sometimes it's not about the money."
"I'm here to protect you, not aid you in petty crimes."
"No one has died under my watch so far and I'm eager to keep it that way."
"If I have to save you from yourself, I'll do that too."
"Why do I feel like you enjoy getting yourself in danger?"
"I'm your bodyguard, not your personal shopping assistant."
"You don't need to always buy food for me." "But you need to be strong to protect me."
"In order to keep you safe, you need to follow my orders."
"If I have to handcuff us together to keep you from getting in danger, I'm more than willing to do that."
"My mission is to keep you safe and I've never felt a mission before."
"It's sweet that you want to protect me, but it's my job to protect you."
"Listen to me and everything will be just fine."
"Why did you walk right into that bullet like an idiot!?" "Not an idiot, your bodyguard. And you're welcome." (x)
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I will not overcomplicate my plot
I will not overcomplicate my plot
I will not overcomplicate my plot
Due to unforeseeable eventsā¦.
The plot is now overcomplicated.
I have lost control of the plot
It is now writing itself, using me as the host.
Some more easy comment ideas to leave on your favorite fics:
1. LETS GOOOOOO!!! (after a particularly exciting chapter)
2. Ohmygosh yes!!! You get it!!! This is exactly how I imagine this [character, dynamic, scene, au, ect]
3. Noooooooo š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ (after a particularly devastating chapter)
4. Heck Yeah!!
5. My children! You hurt them! How dare!
6. You have blessed us! May both sides of your pillow stay cool! (Or any other blessing of your choice)
7. Thank you!
8. It even [surprised, shocked, broke my heart] on the reread! Excellent work!! (Only if this a reread)
9. I wish I could leave a longer comment, this fic deserves one! Bravo!
10. 10/10 would let break my heart again
Tony: Kid, shouldn't you be asleep?
Y/N: Shouldn't you?
...
Y/N: I won't inform Pepper if you don't tell my sister.
Tony: Deal!
...
Y/N: Were both dead when they find out aren't we?
Tony: Very much so!
Bruce: Well, here's a crazy idea, go to sleep!
Y/N: Nah! What's the fun in that?
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyād be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donāt know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchās Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingās Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? Thatās lived in my mind for years and I havenāt seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppableā¦until they arenāt 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered:Ā 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by ForestsĀ 32. A Faerie taking a NameĀ 33. The Dragon on the FarmĀ 34. Synovus & MenaceĀ 35. Raising the Anti-ChristĀ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of EarthĀ (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)Ā 37. Doctors without Bordersā¦in Space!Ā 38. The Villain-WranglerĀ 39. The Last ContactĀ 40. The 100 Parent-Point ChildrenĀ 41. And the Heavens WeptĀ 42. The Night GentlemanĀ 43. The Serpent God and their PriestessĀ
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyād be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donāt know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchās Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingās Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? Thatās lived in my mind for years and I havenāt seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppableā¦until they arenāt 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered:Ā 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by ForestsĀ 32. A Faerie taking a NameĀ 33. The Dragon on the FarmĀ 34. Synovus & MenaceĀ 35. Raising the Anti-ChristĀ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of EarthĀ (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)Ā 37. Doctors without Bordersā¦in Space!Ā 38. The Villain-WranglerĀ 39. The Last ContactĀ 40. The 100 Parent-Point ChildrenĀ 41. And the Heavens WeptĀ 42. The Night GentlemanĀ 43. The Serpent God and their PriestessĀ
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
My March in books
dialogue prompts: five words
!!please credit/tag me if you use any! I'd love to see what you write!!
"This story has one ending."
"Give it a shot, okay?"
"It's way past your bedtime."
"Is this really worth it?"
"Believe the prophets, they're right."
"You're not real, are you."
"Truth is nothing without lies."
"It was me, wasn't it?"
"The world wants me dead."
"'It'll be fun,' they said."
"What an... interesting first date."
"You're such a drama queen."
"I thought you were alone."
"Wish I was dead now?"
"This cannot be a new concept."
"So you didn't have to."
"Has anyone helped you yet?"
"I'm adjusting to civilian life."
"Take it to the boss."
"You really live like this?"
"I don't want to remember."
"Is it me or you?"
"Am I still a god?"
"We have work to do."
"Is there something you're hiding?"
"Stop stealing all my thunder!"
"It's November, put it away."
"You're so brave, little one."
"I believed in you too!"
"Can you just stop trying?"
"What did she ever do?!"
When you need to take your other vehicle to work, because of the yearly meeting afterwards. Fly safe my sister and see you all at BlƄkulla!
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Coulson: Stark! Romanoff has gone off the grid, can you find her?
Stark: Do you think I have har microshipped or something?
Coulson: Well... do you?
Stark: Yeah, hang on.
Pepper: Hey, Tony!
Tony: Yeah!
Pepper: Do you ever think?
Tony: Nope
Pepper: Well, imagine if you did. *pointing towards a lost looking Peter*