Ryxian

Local fool who likes to talk. Will be an extremist if it’s funny. Little Red Truck. What’s a libertarian princess? Placed on this earth on the 2000th year of our lord.

[ryxians]

Friend I haven’t talked to in a while just called and I got a fun info dump of their life. Pretty much “I’ve royally fucked up, idk how to get out of the hole, and the wife won’t compromise on anything.”

Very many sads. Hope they can figure out their issues.

[s-lycopersicum]

What the POST THIS NIJIKA enthusiasts don't want you to know is that this frame is followed by the cutest little bit of animation ever assembled by human hands.

[s-lycopersicum]

[hidakka]

[yamada-ryo]

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[ryxians]

quintessential quintuplets alternates between things that would never happen, a man complaining about juicy steak and buttery lobster, and somewhat conservative fan service. And I’m supposed to believe this is peak? The nerve of some people

[ryxians]

Amazing how we all watched Israel buy a house seat in real time and then get told China is the problem

[ryxians]

I don’t feel like I’ve done anything to build or earn this skill, but I do be cranking out immaculate burgers on the grill.

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

reddit is like. WE at r/jailbaitlittlegirlstyle stand with ukraine against russia and resist trump

[avatarofthewriting]

incredible things happening on my dash

[ryxians]

Got a new strawberry cream energy drink, and its hard to control myself. I could easily down a gram of caffeine if I lost self control. Luckily, sitting just at 200mg at the moment.

[ryxians]

Over a year ago I did an emergency production release where I intentionally broke production because a provider was sending us a massive amount of garbage data that was breaking everything. Basically shot prod with a shotgun to save our data. Then we yelled at the team and turned the service back on the next day.

Now over a year later I am being asked what kind of prod release the shooting and reviving was for documentation purposes 😭 bro it wasn’t any kind of release I just did it

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

POV You were defeated by Chad Thunderguns.

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[venusoveraquarius]

"Sure, some people will lose some rights and privacy, but at least we're protecting the kids!"

When I was 14, I used to carry a flashdrive with TOR on it to bypass the school's internet safety filters so I could get on Facebook and play flash games. Kids are smarter than you want to think. You aren't protecting shit.