Ryxian

Local fool who likes to talk. Will be an extremist if it’s funny. Little Red Truck. What’s a libertarian princess? Placed on this earth on the 2000th year of our lord.

[ryxians]

Reading Throne of Glass series and someone just asked me if the book on my desk is the smut series... There is no smut in this good sir, at least not as far as I have gotten (book 6 & 7)

[enki2]

[rebbellsinchad]

Don’t forget journalist!

[coldswarkids]

some of yall sound like. “hey guys is it sinful to learn more than one language? bc the diversity of languages is a result of the Tower of Babel, which is a direct result of man’s sinfulness. if I cave and know more than one language, am I participating in the fallen secular world????? the spiritual reading I’ve been doing doesn’t give me any guidance on this, but I’m gravely concerned for the health of my soul if I engage in a second language”

like sometimes, my friends, we are way too far in the weeds, I think

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[minxitsy]

how it feels whenever i comment on posts

[ryxians]

I crave the Italian Night Club from Jimmy John’s, but I shan’t have it

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

[friends-of-magic]

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

[aquilacalvitium]

[darkarfs]

Isn't there some room full of sound baffling foam or something that absorbs all ambient noise and most people go mad from the isolation because they start to hear things like their own circulatory system and their heartbeat pounding in their ears?

Ah, there it is. Orfield Labratories in Minnesota. They say the longest anyone's been able to stay inside was 45 minutes, as they could hear their lungs expanding and their digestive system working overtime.

[ryxians]

I dont like thrillers/scary movies at all but I went to the backrooms. Jumped into my chair at a scary moment... Not proud of that.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[the-original-offical]

THE ORIGINAL??

[ryxians]

My current rankings of Isekai's I've seen:

Narnia

Coraline

Alice in Wonderland

Enchanted

Space Jam

Konosuba

Wizard of Oz

[ryxians]

watching an edit where Nijika plants the bomb in Dust 2 is very satisfying