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my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

oriocookie

i’m crying laughing

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

pup-purgatory

gay--dog

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

discount--dracula

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

underwhelmingalchemist

kyubey Contract perfec t place for put magical girl in to b\ecome! inside very Safe and Comfort madoka magical girl put agree in Kyubey Contract. Put Madoka In Kyubey Contract. no problems ever in mgaical girl contract because good Safe and Support for madoka body weak of not magcial girl. Akyubey Contract yes a place for a middle school girl put girl in magical contract can trust Kyubey for giveing good power to girl. friend kyubey

silima

supportive friendgroup

pleuvoire

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

pleuvoire

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

ashes2caches

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

eightyonekilograms

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

griffonatrix

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

wuggen

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

wuggen

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

mahgck

"don't post spoilers for the odyssey movie" I Guarantee Even If You Havent Read It You Know Over Half Of The Plot Points Through Cultural Osmosis its been 3000 YEARS.

tytoalbatross

the primary issue i have with the tumblr sexyman polls is that we have lost the fundamental meaning of tumblr sexyman. which is a character not conventionally attractive or from an unexpected source material that tumblr latched onto for some reason. this is DIFFERENT from white man of the year.

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.