Hallooo my name is doorknob, or you can refer to me as đŞ˝!
This is a simple blog dedicated to mainly NSFW or fluff, but Iâll occasionally do some angst because I too enjoy it!
I really donât mind if people interact with my content as long as you donât act weird towards me in any type of way, and also just remember to remain respectful in my asks and requests. Seeing as I canât stop you if you make the decision to come on here, and interact (which I wouldnât wish to stop you if you do follow those boundaries) then I just hope you follow these rules.
I welcome any type of nsfw, I donât mind how freaky it is!
Currently Iâm very focused on date everything, and Iâll be writing for that as of right now.
But
With a twist!
Iâm heavily inspired by a blog who did it as an event, but Iâll be mainly using this au myself as I thought of other things to add and throw in with it. Which is, a vampire au for date everything.
Now Iâll also write normal date everything, but Iâd love to get some bloody requests!
Also Iâd like to mention, Iâm not going to write for men in date everything.
Itâs just something Iâm not comfortable with, as a sapphic person myself, but Iâm willing to write for women and non men characters. If this bothers you, then donât bother being on my page!
I also am not going to do any male reader x character for the moment, but gender neutral, fem, is fine. I just want to get more experience writing for male readers until then, but once more, Iâm mainly focused on the sapphics for this blog.
I also may be busy, and will take awhile to post or respond to asks seeing as I want to produce something good for my readers and anons. You may request something more lengthy, but if not specific, Iâll do something short in response to said ask.
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Didn't think I'd be writing for AH when I picked the game up the other day, but I'm not mad! It's a fun game, and since I've had a few people asking for it... why not? Naturally due to the game being so new, some headcanons may eventually conflict with lore- esp if theres more story added down the line. So do keep that in mind!
That being said... no real unique rules for this fandom save for the fact that by default the reader is an anthro creature- or an anomaly if thats what you desire! NO human readers will be allowed for AH writings
with that said... have fun!
Humanized Versions of Animal Hospital characters & I think I kept it gender neutral
Reader is implied intern
TW: Stalking, Kidnapping, Manipulation, BIG threat of violence
I looked around the room, the check in window, the security cameras, and the abnormal shutters on the window. I had two other employees with me, a nurse and a doctor. They left the room as soon as the first patient came in.Â
âYouâre our secretaryâ The nurse called out and the patient came up to the window. She dropped a clipboard and I stamped her in and gave her the badge.
âRoom 1â The patient nodded and walked over to where my coworkers were waiting. Another patient came in and I did the same routine, stamping, taking a picture, checking them in, then printing off their badge, âRoom 2â I tried my best to give him a smile as I grabbed a cup of coffee from the machine.
The doctor and nurse treated the patients and the doctor came in.
âGood job. Make sure to watch out for any dangerous patients. Use those shutters and the cameras to check for anything suspiciousâ I nodded and pulled up the camera feed as she walked away to the backroom.Â
The nurse ran inside the office and stole the newly brewed coffee as I checked in the next patient, their picture showed they had a large smile with crooked teeth and completely off from what they genuinely looked out. I panicked and slammed the shutters closed.Â
âYou good?â The doctor called out and I nodded, opening the shutters again. A man walked in with a briefcase, suit and tie, alongside glasses.
He gave me a tired smile, âIâm Ron. From Accounting. You ever wonder why they constantly have to hire new peopleâ I glanced at him as I stamped his paper, âNever mindâ I took his picture and he seemed more normal than the last and I printed his badge.
âRoom 2â He walked away, still holding that large briefcase. I looked at the computer to decide how many more people I needed the check in and saw 3 more. The next one that came in looked normal on the cameras and his photos, so I allowed him in. I checked in the next two patients and went to observe the other 2 working.
The doctor came by once they had finished treating the patients and opened up a shop and added in another window for checking in. I bought a chocolate bar and went back to checking people in. The first patient of the shift was odd looking on the camera, bloodshot eyes and they were even lopsided. I slammed the shutters shut and once I was sure he had left I opened them back up and was met eye to eye with a man in a white button up, brown plaid pants, and a hat.Â
He had a mustache and kindly spoke, âHey there friend, Iâm Barney. Would you make me a coffee, Iâve had a long dayâ It was a strange request but I obliged, I was nice. I brewed up the cup and checked in the remaining normal patients for the day. I gave him his coffee and he smiled, âThanks friend, I needed this⌠Iâll remember thisâ He then left. Strange but he seemed like a kind man.Â
The doctor arrived again, looking worried, âSome patients may seem⌠unstable to put it simply. Watch the cameras and their photos. Stay alert. You will get a taser. Use it wisely.â She walked off and I continued my next shift.Â
Today there were 5 patients. I checked in the first two and Ron then walked in.
âStill here? Huh. The last guy got eaten by the monster under the bed. Thatâs why I always carry maple syrupâ He placed his papers down and slid a container of maple syrup to me. I took it and put it next to the coffee machine as I sent him to room 5.Â
I was down to 2 more patients and Barney walked back in, âHello friend! Can I get another coffee?â I instantly worked to brew another cup just for him. I shoved it into his hands, âYou are the best⌠May I ask you a favor?â I nodded and he slid a suitcase across the desk, âHold onto this for me? Okay?âÂ
âOkayâ I nodded, grabbing the heavy suitcase and putting it under the counter.
âYou are the best!â He left with the mug and new thing of coffee. The last two patients came by and I got them checked in. I watched the nurse and doctor treat all the patients.Â
Dr. Harlow ran inside, âThereâs been a massive anomaly attack! 6 people were killed and so many more were injured! The ambulance is coming now!â I looked at the other two and they told me to grab the taser just in case anyone was infected. I stood near the front as all the patients were wheeled in. I noticed someone was already turning into an anomaly and I tazed them. I then stood in the middle area of the two hallways and watched everyone leave.
The doctor then came back, âGood job. All of you. The emergency is over for now, be prepared for more ambulances. Thereâll be more anomaly attacksâ Our shift ended and we came back the next day.
Before my day even started I saw Barney, âMy friend! I would love another coffeeâ I brewed up the pot and gave it to him, âI want to ask for a favor. Would you take a photo of me?â I nodded and snapped a photo, letting it develop. The picture looked wrong, but he looked so good so why would I even suspect something was off with him, âYou truly are a friend. Thank you,â He took the photo and wrote something down before handing it back to me. I looked at the photo and there was a phone number on it. Was he hitting on me? I didnât have much time to dwell on it since the next two patients came in. I got them checked in and saw that Ron had come back.
âDo you want to know a secret? Theyâre⌠testing something here. The patients arenât sick. Theyâre infected.â And with that he gave me his clipboard and anytime Iâd try to ask a question heâd shut it down. I was getting ready to check in the last patient when I saw Barney again.
âHello! Can I get a coffee friend?â I happily made him a coffee, âIâve been thinking. I want to ask you for a favorâ I nodded, leaning against the desk, âWould you get me a scalpel?â
âWhatâ I stood up.
âA scalpel. I know you keep them in the surgery roomâ
âBut why?â
âDonât ask questions like thatâ His voice dropped to a tone that I couldnât tell if it was threatening or sweet. I just nodded and snuck into the surgery hall. I came back and cautiously handed him the scalpel, âJust what I needed, Thanks Friend!â He walked into the office.
âWhat are you doing?â
âIâm taking my suitcase with me. Bye friendâ He tucked the scalpel inside one of his pockets and grabbed his suitcase, leaving.Â
That night I tossed and turned in bed, thinking about Barneyâs number. I got up and grabbed the photo. I typed the number in and texted him.
âHelloâ
âFriend?â Barney replied.
âYesâ
âThank you again for the scalpel, itâs come in handyâ
âWhat did you use it for?â
âDonât worry your sweet headâ I didnât answer for a second as I processed his answer. He then double texted, âI will need to go now friendâ I didnât hear from him for the rest of the night.Â
I woke up for my shift the next morning and Barney hadnât sent me another message. I hoped he would come in while I worked. I made my way to the hospital and checked in.
Ron came first and spoke to me again, âI work for the Corporation, I process the paperwork every nightâŚâ He pinched his nose. âSome people go mad over it. You know... hollowed eyes and stuffâŚIt's grueling work. That's why coffee is importantâ The coffee comment reminded me of Barney as I checked Ron in. I checked in 2 patients and one of them was an anomaly.Â
Barney walked in and I perked up, âMy dearest friendâ his tone wasnât as upbeat, âSomething came up. I need to hide with youâ I instantly let him in the office, âThank you so much, friend. I feel much safer nowâ I continued to work, very aware of Barneyâs breathing behind me. I noticed someone in a blue uniform walking in and Barney slammed the shutters closed.
âWhatâs wrong?â I felt something press against my throat. The same scalpel I had given to him.
âDonât talk. Heâs after meâ I trembled in his grip. An arm around my waist and the blade against my neck.
I heard the policeman knock on the shutters, âExcuse me! Weâre tracking a dangerous killer! We want informationâÂ
Barney whispered against my ear, âFriends do not turn each other to the policeâ I nodded and melted into the touch. I had no plans on turning him in.Â
âMiss?â The officer knocked again and Barneyâs grip got rougher, âMiss? Anything suspicious?â
âTalkâ Barney pulled the blade back slightly.
âNothing suspicious, officer!â My voice squeaked and Barney shoved me.Â
âOkay miss! Call if you see anything!â The officer left but Barney didnât open the shutters up.
âSee friend. It wasnât hard. Just had to keep your pretty mouth shutâ I still looked at him with wide eyes, terrified, âI donât want to hurt youâ He caressed my face and another knock came from the window, âItâs probably just a patient. Donât worryâ He grabbed his suitcase and set it on the counter while I pressed myself against the wall, near the taser. I went to grab it and he pointed the blade at me, âDonât think about itâ I instinctively dropped it, âGood. Come hereâ
I stumbled over to him, âWhat?â
âLook at thisâ He opened his suitcase and I just saw so many pictures of me. Ones of me working or even in my small apartment. There was one from the other night from when I was texting him. There was an envelope and he opened it, showing me pictures of my old lovers. I couldnât tell if they were alive or dead, âBe good tonightâ He grabbed a thing of coffee and left.
I continued the rest of my shift, my hands trembling. I went home and looked around, paranoid of if he was there. I deleted his number from my phone and just hoped he wouldnât come back and do something else.
I got on my computer and searched up about him. The article wrote that he would murder peopleâs past lovers. That with his mode of operations. Stalk someone and find out about past relationships and attack them just so he could have them all to himself. I shut my laptop and stayed awake all night, nervous.
Once I had gotten myself asleep I heard the thunder crackle and shot up. I turned over and saw a figure. I screamed as Barneyâs dark eyes and wicked smile came into view.
He grabbed my wrist, âCome with me friendâ I tried to fight but he was much bigger. He took me to his place which smelt like metal and coffee. He sat me down on the couch and started a pot of coffee. He made both of us fancy cups, with milk, sugar, and whatever syrups he could find.Â
âNow friend.â He smiled, âYouâre all mine nowâ He tucked a strand of hair behind my ear as I blacked out.
YOUR LAST ANIMAL HOSPITAL WRITING. OOOHUGHHH. i must request something myself IT WAS SO GOOD
barney x another anomaly reader!! yay!! their trying really hard to be normal but their so bad at it and barney IMMEDIATELY knows their an anomaly. i wonder how heâd react, their just like him but also so different at the same time!
ââ "I'LL MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE FOR YOUR HEAD".
Barney x Anamoly!Reader
TW: None! Just one cuss word:)
a/n: I hate my writing deadass y'all..
You clumsyily treat the patient in Room 2, Almost messing up another 2 times before your brain caught up to what you were actually meant to do.
"Sorryâ Sorry! Uh- AHEM! Take care!" You rush out of the room closing the door behind you, And running to the check-in counter that had two patients that clearly were waiting for longer than intended.
"Hurry up!" The patient in the main check-in yelled, Ringing the bell continuously, The sound echoing in your ears.
"I have other things to do, You know.." The patient at the second check-in mumbles, Ringing the bell in a lazy, Entitled manner.
You check them in quickly, Hoping they don't notice your twitching eyes and hunched back, You watch as they go into their assigned rooms, Letting out a sigh of relief.
You finally see a familiar face walk through the hospital doors, Barney.
You grab the coffee, Making sure it's hot enough for him, Before sliding it towards him.
"Hey! Howdy! Uhh.. Here's your coffee!" You blink your unnaturally large eyes at him, Maintaining very intense, Very uncomfortable eye contact.
"Hey, Friend." Barney takes the coffee, Taking a sip while he looks back at you. "I've.. noticed something about you." He adds, Sitting his cup down.
"Oh uhâ I don't recall getting a cut hair- HAIR CUTâ OH SHIT." You curse, Suddenly realizing your unprofessionalism, You apologize and recover quicker than usual.
".. Friend, I know you're an anamoly." Barney's hands wrap around his cup, Looking straight at you, Awaiting your response.
".. How'd you tell?" You look away, Embarrassed but not threatened by the fact he knew, Because you trusted him enough to know he won't tell on you.
"You have the.. eyes, Hunched back, The twitching, It's easy to tell, Y/N." Barney admits, Chuckling slightly under his breath. "But, I don't think you are.. One of those anamolies, You adapted quickly to this whole "normal" thing, I find that admirable, Friend."
".. Thank you, Barney." You mumble, Fidgeting with your hands, Maybe, Being an anamoly wasn't really as bad.
Š2026 original work of gardenia-lover, don't repost/translate my workâĄ
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Disclaimer!! I do not own the character and there are HEADCANONS not canon in any way. This is purely fan work.
Warnings: 18+, Pierrot being yandere
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A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex)
Holding you TIGHTLY. He never wants to let go, his love finally let him be with them. He is drop dead in love.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
His: his hands, he thinks they hold a lot of power and he loves how it feels when he runs them over your body
Yours: EVERYTHING. How can he pick when your just so perfect?!
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
On you, on himself, on the sheets, on the floor, on your underwear. Somehow it's even on the ceiling. Absolutely loves leaving his scent on you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Stalks you, jerks off in your closet while he watches you masturbate, steals your underwear and jerks off into it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
Not at all. He has never felt this way before and now that he has seen you how could he give his cock to ANYONE but you?!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary and mating press. He caresses your face, loves you, and really feels you while he takes you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Usually it's neatly shaved but for you he will do anything, grow it, shave it, even wax it. Usually he would like it long enough to have his happy trail.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very Romantic. Might even cry from how much love he is feeling. Holds you very closely and sobs after.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Before you date; Yes, yes, yes. In your closet, to your clothes, to a picture of you.
After: no need to, he just comes to you but still does it when you're not in the mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Cum play, scratching his back while he fucks you, sloppy sex.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, tent, backrooms at work. But he preferably takes you in your bed where your scent is everywhere.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You. Everything about you
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
The word "no" doesn't exist in his dictionary when it comes to you but he really doesn't like to hurt you. I think he would be hesitant with bdsm
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving and receiving. He loves to drink up all your juice and cum. Multiple rounds for as much as you like.
He cannot even fathom the fact that you would like to suck HIS cock. Feels like you're worshipping him, loving him, HIM of all people. He might just cum from the first touch.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends in his mood. Usually sloppy and fast, rough and deep when Harlequin pisses him off and gentle and loving when you're making love.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yes, can do, will do. Anything you ask for.
He doesn't love them since he feels they disrespect you and your love for him.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Willing to experiment and take risks. Anything for his dear one.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
This guy is not human, he is a BEAST could fill you until you're leaking and still keep going
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No. Why would you want a toy? Is he not good enough? Do you not love him like he thought? Why would HE use one on his body when he belongs all to you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not too much, if you tease and brat a lot he might a little but otherwise he hands you everything on a silver spoon.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud if you allow him, whines, groans, hisses when he enters, and heavy breathing. If you prefer he stay quiet he will try his best but whines will slip
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Uncut and big. In their world cutting the foreskin doesn't make sense.
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes)
BIG. 7-8 inches. A grower and a shower. Hear me out. He is tall and NOT human, why would he have a human sized cock?
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Every second of every day for all eternity.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not too fast, he clings to you, cries, asks if you still love him, only sleeps with cuddles and love. Needs you to put him to sleep like a baby.
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A/N: first work for this awesome game. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this game and I adore Pierrot. I could make another for Harlequin later. âĽď¸âĽď¸
okay hi. So... yes I'm looking for people wanting to rp tfc through dms or even my tfc rp server. I have an oc that I'd reallyyyy love to use and have some romance action for her, and I'm happy to play a cannon character like pierrot too. I'm typically semi-lit, but I tend to mirror without noticing at times. I'll also add my discord here, and we can create a plot, use the og game plot, or I tell you my original idea for my oc and work on it tg. Idm! I'm down for anything, even tfc circus performer ocs. So yeah, just add me!!!! Disc: Theperfect.pair
âi have a girlfriendâ âi have a boyfriendâ i have a longing for the most exquisite gothic romance, for centuries of eternal love where decay cannot touch us.
