Hallooo my name is doorknob, or you can refer to me as 🪽!
This is a simple blog dedicated to mainly NSFW or fluff, but I’ll occasionally do some angst because I too enjoy it!
I really don’t mind if people interact with my content as long as you don’t act weird towards me in any type of way, and also just remember to remain respectful in my asks and requests. Seeing as I can’t stop you if you make the decision to come on here, and interact (which I wouldn’t wish to stop you if you do follow those boundaries) then I just hope you follow these rules.
I welcome any type of nsfw, I don’t mind how freaky it is!
Currently I’m very focused on date everything, and I’ll be writing for that as of right now.
But
With a twist!
I’m heavily inspired by a blog who did it as an event, but I’ll be mainly using this au myself as I thought of other things to add and throw in with it. Which is, a vampire au for date everything.
Now I’ll also write normal date everything, but I’d love to get some bloody requests!
Also I’d like to mention, I’m not going to write for men in date everything.
It’s just something I’m not comfortable with, as a sapphic person myself, but I’m willing to write for women and non men characters. If this bothers you, then don’t bother being on my page!
I also am not going to do any male reader x character for the moment, but gender neutral, fem, is fine. I just want to get more experience writing for male readers until then, but once more, I’m mainly focused on the sapphics for this blog.
I also may be busy, and will take awhile to post or respond to asks seeing as I want to produce something good for my readers and anons. You may request something more lengthy, but if not specific, I’ll do something short in response to said ask.
gee it would be a shame if I 👀👀👀👀👀👀got requests for👀👀👀👀👀animal hospital x reader👀👀👀👀👀👀fanfics👀👀👀👀👀hmmmm👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀especially a request👀👀👀👀👀👀about secret agent👀👀👀👀or intern👀👀👀👀👀👀or even👀👀👀👀👀nurse and head nurse👀👀👀👀👀👀
Didn't think I'd be writing for AH when I picked the game up the other day, but I'm not mad! It's a fun game, and since I've had a few people asking for it... why not? Naturally due to the game being so new, some headcanons may eventually conflict with lore- esp if theres more story added down the line. So do keep that in mind!
That being said... no real unique rules for this fandom save for the fact that by default the reader is an anthro creature- or an anomaly if thats what you desire! NO human readers will be allowed for AH writings
with that said... have fun!
Humanized Versions of Animal Hospital characters & I think I kept it gender neutral
Reader is implied intern
TW: Stalking, Kidnapping, Manipulation, BIG threat of violence
I looked around the room, the check in window, the security cameras, and the abnormal shutters on the window. I had two other employees with me, a nurse and a doctor. They left the room as soon as the first patient came in.
“You’re our secretary” The nurse called out and the patient came up to the window. She dropped a clipboard and I stamped her in and gave her the badge.
“Room 1” The patient nodded and walked over to where my coworkers were waiting. Another patient came in and I did the same routine, stamping, taking a picture, checking them in, then printing off their badge, “Room 2” I tried my best to give him a smile as I grabbed a cup of coffee from the machine.
The doctor and nurse treated the patients and the doctor came in.
“Good job. Make sure to watch out for any dangerous patients. Use those shutters and the cameras to check for anything suspicious” I nodded and pulled up the camera feed as she walked away to the backroom.
The nurse ran inside the office and stole the newly brewed coffee as I checked in the next patient, their picture showed they had a large smile with crooked teeth and completely off from what they genuinely looked out. I panicked and slammed the shutters closed.
“You good?” The doctor called out and I nodded, opening the shutters again. A man walked in with a briefcase, suit and tie, alongside glasses.
He gave me a tired smile, “I’m Ron. From Accounting. You ever wonder why they constantly have to hire new people” I glanced at him as I stamped his paper, “Never mind” I took his picture and he seemed more normal than the last and I printed his badge.
“Room 2” He walked away, still holding that large briefcase. I looked at the computer to decide how many more people I needed the check in and saw 3 more. The next one that came in looked normal on the cameras and his photos, so I allowed him in. I checked in the next two patients and went to observe the other 2 working.
The doctor came by once they had finished treating the patients and opened up a shop and added in another window for checking in. I bought a chocolate bar and went back to checking people in. The first patient of the shift was odd looking on the camera, bloodshot eyes and they were even lopsided. I slammed the shutters shut and once I was sure he had left I opened them back up and was met eye to eye with a man in a white button up, brown plaid pants, and a hat.
He had a mustache and kindly spoke, “Hey there friend, I’m Barney. Would you make me a coffee, I’ve had a long day” It was a strange request but I obliged, I was nice. I brewed up the cup and checked in the remaining normal patients for the day. I gave him his coffee and he smiled, “Thanks friend, I needed this… I’ll remember this” He then left. Strange but he seemed like a kind man.
The doctor arrived again, looking worried, “Some patients may seem… unstable to put it simply. Watch the cameras and their photos. Stay alert. You will get a taser. Use it wisely.” She walked off and I continued my next shift.
Today there were 5 patients. I checked in the first two and Ron then walked in.
“Still here? Huh. The last guy got eaten by the monster under the bed. That’s why I always carry maple syrup” He placed his papers down and slid a container of maple syrup to me. I took it and put it next to the coffee machine as I sent him to room 5.
I was down to 2 more patients and Barney walked back in, “Hello friend! Can I get another coffee?” I instantly worked to brew another cup just for him. I shoved it into his hands, “You are the best… May I ask you a favor?” I nodded and he slid a suitcase across the desk, “Hold onto this for me? Okay?”
“Okay” I nodded, grabbing the heavy suitcase and putting it under the counter.
“You are the best!” He left with the mug and new thing of coffee. The last two patients came by and I got them checked in. I watched the nurse and doctor treat all the patients.
Dr. Harlow ran inside, “There’s been a massive anomaly attack! 6 people were killed and so many more were injured! The ambulance is coming now!” I looked at the other two and they told me to grab the taser just in case anyone was infected. I stood near the front as all the patients were wheeled in. I noticed someone was already turning into an anomaly and I tazed them. I then stood in the middle area of the two hallways and watched everyone leave.
The doctor then came back, “Good job. All of you. The emergency is over for now, be prepared for more ambulances. There’ll be more anomaly attacks” Our shift ended and we came back the next day.
Before my day even started I saw Barney, “My friend! I would love another coffee” I brewed up the pot and gave it to him, “I want to ask for a favor. Would you take a photo of me?” I nodded and snapped a photo, letting it develop. The picture looked wrong, but he looked so good so why would I even suspect something was off with him, “You truly are a friend. Thank you,” He took the photo and wrote something down before handing it back to me. I looked at the photo and there was a phone number on it. Was he hitting on me? I didn’t have much time to dwell on it since the next two patients came in. I got them checked in and saw that Ron had come back.
“Do you want to know a secret? They’re… testing something here. The patients aren’t sick. They’re infected.” And with that he gave me his clipboard and anytime I’d try to ask a question he’d shut it down. I was getting ready to check in the last patient when I saw Barney again.
“Hello! Can I get a coffee friend?” I happily made him a coffee, “I’ve been thinking. I want to ask you for a favor” I nodded, leaning against the desk, “Would you get me a scalpel?”
“What” I stood up.
“A scalpel. I know you keep them in the surgery room”
“But why?”
“Don’t ask questions like that” His voice dropped to a tone that I couldn’t tell if it was threatening or sweet. I just nodded and snuck into the surgery hall. I came back and cautiously handed him the scalpel, “Just what I needed, Thanks Friend!” He walked into the office.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m taking my suitcase with me. Bye friend” He tucked the scalpel inside one of his pockets and grabbed his suitcase, leaving.
That night I tossed and turned in bed, thinking about Barney’s number. I got up and grabbed the photo. I typed the number in and texted him.
“Hello”
“Friend?” Barney replied.
“Yes”
“Thank you again for the scalpel, it’s come in handy”
“What did you use it for?”
“Don’t worry your sweet head” I didn’t answer for a second as I processed his answer. He then double texted, “I will need to go now friend” I didn’t hear from him for the rest of the night.
I woke up for my shift the next morning and Barney hadn’t sent me another message. I hoped he would come in while I worked. I made my way to the hospital and checked in.
Ron came first and spoke to me again, “I work for the Corporation, I process the paperwork every night…” He pinched his nose. “Some people go mad over it. You know... hollowed eyes and stuff…It's grueling work. That's why coffee is important” The coffee comment reminded me of Barney as I checked Ron in. I checked in 2 patients and one of them was an anomaly.
Barney walked in and I perked up, “My dearest friend” his tone wasn’t as upbeat, “Something came up. I need to hide with you” I instantly let him in the office, “Thank you so much, friend. I feel much safer now” I continued to work, very aware of Barney’s breathing behind me. I noticed someone in a blue uniform walking in and Barney slammed the shutters closed.
“What’s wrong?” I felt something press against my throat. The same scalpel I had given to him.
“Don’t talk. He’s after me” I trembled in his grip. An arm around my waist and the blade against my neck.
I heard the policeman knock on the shutters, “Excuse me! We’re tracking a dangerous killer! We want information”
Barney whispered against my ear, “Friends do not turn each other to the police” I nodded and melted into the touch. I had no plans on turning him in.
“Miss?” The officer knocked again and Barney’s grip got rougher, “Miss? Anything suspicious?”
“Talk” Barney pulled the blade back slightly.
“Nothing suspicious, officer!” My voice squeaked and Barney shoved me.
“Okay miss! Call if you see anything!” The officer left but Barney didn’t open the shutters up.
“See friend. It wasn’t hard. Just had to keep your pretty mouth shut” I still looked at him with wide eyes, terrified, “I don’t want to hurt you” He caressed my face and another knock came from the window, “It’s probably just a patient. Don’t worry” He grabbed his suitcase and set it on the counter while I pressed myself against the wall, near the taser. I went to grab it and he pointed the blade at me, “Don’t think about it” I instinctively dropped it, “Good. Come here”
I stumbled over to him, “What?”
“Look at this” He opened his suitcase and I just saw so many pictures of me. Ones of me working or even in my small apartment. There was one from the other night from when I was texting him. There was an envelope and he opened it, showing me pictures of my old lovers. I couldn’t tell if they were alive or dead, “Be good tonight” He grabbed a thing of coffee and left.
I continued the rest of my shift, my hands trembling. I went home and looked around, paranoid of if he was there. I deleted his number from my phone and just hoped he wouldn’t come back and do something else.
I got on my computer and searched up about him. The article wrote that he would murder people’s past lovers. That with his mode of operations. Stalk someone and find out about past relationships and attack them just so he could have them all to himself. I shut my laptop and stayed awake all night, nervous.
Once I had gotten myself asleep I heard the thunder crackle and shot up. I turned over and saw a figure. I screamed as Barney’s dark eyes and wicked smile came into view.
He grabbed my wrist, “Come with me friend” I tried to fight but he was much bigger. He took me to his place which smelt like metal and coffee. He sat me down on the couch and started a pot of coffee. He made both of us fancy cups, with milk, sugar, and whatever syrups he could find.
“Now friend.” He smiled, “You’re all mine now” He tucked a strand of hair behind my ear as I blacked out.
YOUR LAST ANIMAL HOSPITAL WRITING. OOOHUGHHH. i must request something myself IT WAS SO GOOD
barney x another anomaly reader!! yay!! their trying really hard to be normal but their so bad at it and barney IMMEDIATELY knows their an anomaly. i wonder how he’d react, their just like him but also so different at the same time!
—☆ "I'LL MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE FOR YOUR HEAD".
Barney x Anamoly!Reader
TW: None! Just one cuss word:)
a/n: I hate my writing deadass y'all..
You clumsyily treat the patient in Room 2, Almost messing up another 2 times before your brain caught up to what you were actually meant to do.
"Sorry— Sorry! Uh- AHEM! Take care!" You rush out of the room closing the door behind you, And running to the check-in counter that had two patients that clearly were waiting for longer than intended.
"Hurry up!" The patient in the main check-in yelled, Ringing the bell continuously, The sound echoing in your ears.
"I have other things to do, You know.." The patient at the second check-in mumbles, Ringing the bell in a lazy, Entitled manner.
You check them in quickly, Hoping they don't notice your twitching eyes and hunched back, You watch as they go into their assigned rooms, Letting out a sigh of relief.
You finally see a familiar face walk through the hospital doors, Barney.
You grab the coffee, Making sure it's hot enough for him, Before sliding it towards him.
"Hey! Howdy! Uhh.. Here's your coffee!" You blink your unnaturally large eyes at him, Maintaining very intense, Very uncomfortable eye contact.
"Hey, Friend." Barney takes the coffee, Taking a sip while he looks back at you. "I've.. noticed something about you." He adds, Sitting his cup down.
"Oh uh— I don't recall getting a cut hair- HAIR CUT— OH SHIT." You curse, Suddenly realizing your unprofessionalism, You apologize and recover quicker than usual.
".. Friend, I know you're an anamoly." Barney's hands wrap around his cup, Looking straight at you, Awaiting your response.
".. How'd you tell?" You look away, Embarrassed but not threatened by the fact he knew, Because you trusted him enough to know he won't tell on you.
"You have the.. eyes, Hunched back, The twitching, It's easy to tell, Y/N." Barney admits, Chuckling slightly under his breath. "But, I don't think you are.. One of those anamolies, You adapted quickly to this whole "normal" thing, I find that admirable, Friend."
".. Thank you, Barney." You mumble, Fidgeting with your hands, Maybe, Being an anamoly wasn't really as bad.
Disclaimer!! I do not own the character and there are HEADCANONS not canon in any way. This is purely fan work.
Warnings: 18+, Pierrot being yandere
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Holding you TIGHTLY. He never wants to let go, his love finally let him be with them. He is drop dead in love.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His: his hands, he thinks they hold a lot of power and he loves how it feels when he runs them over your body
Yours: EVERYTHING. How can he pick when your just so perfect?!
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
On you, on himself, on the sheets, on the floor, on your underwear. Somehow it's even on the ceiling. Absolutely loves leaving his scent on you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Stalks you, jerks off in your closet while he watches you masturbate, steals your underwear and jerks off into it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not at all. He has never felt this way before and now that he has seen you how could he give his cock to ANYONE but you?!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary and mating press. He caresses your face, loves you, and really feels you while he takes you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Usually it's neatly shaved but for you he will do anything, grow it, shave it, even wax it. Usually he would like it long enough to have his happy trail.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very Romantic. Might even cry from how much love he is feeling. Holds you very closely and sobs after.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Before you date; Yes, yes, yes. In your closet, to your clothes, to a picture of you.
After: no need to, he just comes to you but still does it when you're not in the mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Cum play, scratching his back while he fucks you, sloppy sex.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom, tent, backrooms at work. But he preferably takes you in your bed where your scent is everywhere.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You. Everything about you
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
The word "no" doesn't exist in his dictionary when it comes to you but he really doesn't like to hurt you. I think he would be hesitant with bdsm
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving and receiving. He loves to drink up all your juice and cum. Multiple rounds for as much as you like.
He cannot even fathom the fact that you would like to suck HIS cock. Feels like you're worshipping him, loving him, HIM of all people. He might just cum from the first touch.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends in his mood. Usually sloppy and fast, rough and deep when Harlequin pisses him off and gentle and loving when you're making love.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yes, can do, will do. Anything you ask for.
He doesn't love them since he feels they disrespect you and your love for him.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Willing to experiment and take risks. Anything for his dear one.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
This guy is not human, he is a BEAST could fill you until you're leaking and still keep going
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No. Why would you want a toy? Is he not good enough? Do you not love him like he thought? Why would HE use one on his body when he belongs all to you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not too much, if you tease and brat a lot he might a little but otherwise he hands you everything on a silver spoon.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud if you allow him, whines, groans, hisses when he enters, and heavy breathing. If you prefer he stay quiet he will try his best but whines will slip
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Uncut and big. In their world cutting the foreskin doesn't make sense.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
BIG. 7-8 inches. A grower and a shower. Hear me out. He is tall and NOT human, why would he have a human sized cock?
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Every second of every day for all eternity.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not too fast, he clings to you, cries, asks if you still love him, only sleeps with cuddles and love. Needs you to put him to sleep like a baby.
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A/N: first work for this awesome game. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this game and I adore Pierrot. I could make another for Harlequin later. ♥︎♥︎
okay hi. So... yes I'm looking for people wanting to rp tfc through dms or even my tfc rp server. I have an oc that I'd reallyyyy love to use and have some romance action for her, and I'm happy to play a cannon character like pierrot too. I'm typically semi-lit, but I tend to mirror without noticing at times. I'll also add my discord here, and we can create a plot, use the og game plot, or I tell you my original idea for my oc and work on it tg. Idm! I'm down for anything, even tfc circus performer ocs. So yeah, just add me!!!! Disc: Theperfect.pair
“i have a girlfriend” “i have a boyfriend” i have a longing for the most exquisite gothic romance, for centuries of eternal love where decay cannot touch us.
