Prioritize me, daddy

Coda. 23. Southern Tier NY. They/them/their. Gemini. English/français/español. Depressed, trans, gay, meme-loving harlot.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

[words-and-wonders]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

the facial expressions

the effortless sensuality

I AM SO GAY

the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies

did china allow this to be shown? china?

DID I MENTION THE GAY

what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another

the part with the leg. you know which one I mean

seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to

the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart

O H M Y G O D

[chinajousama]

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.

[dark-waves]

[salty-red-mage]

I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam there's one about a mom doing cocaine

[iholytrojan]

Me getting high outside that train station

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

[universe-punk]

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

[marsupials-of-mars]

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[rootkit]

[spangledshieldsandsilverwings]

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

[karolinedianne]

^ This

[rougaroucojones]

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

[radarmatt-deactivated20160828]

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

[rougaroucojones]

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

We fight with honor

[macleod]

[escsokovia-deactivated20151216]

[cataclysmofstars]

via @greenwoodthegreat. I could not have said it better, my friend.

[themoonkilledmyagenda]

Thor agrees.

[nederboo]

[dovewithscales]

This is a perfect compromise, it makes everyone unhappy.

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[powerfulwizard]

This is literally illegal, and there have been teachers fired over this

[l0vefreak]

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

[meangirlnurse]

this is an excerpt from my resume

[southernsideofme]

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

[lemonskittlesofficial]

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

[rslashrats]

featherless biped

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

whore

[gif87a-com]

[gluten-free-pussy]

That’s her Uber

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[driflloon]

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

[intensional]

[teenscoolest]

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[heroinych]

[ihopeheboughtyouroses-deactivat]

“Shhh…dont speak my little flower”