This Is Literally Whatever At This Point

I can not sum up the things I like in a poignant bio (art blog is @sachiusagi-art)

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]

[miiilowo]

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

[miiilowo]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[crabussy]

call out post now

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[dreamyfreakout]

hell yea..

[nathalia-sod]

Yeahokaysure!

[modmad]

I mean for a cartoonist this is pretty much ideal

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[sandersstudies]

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

[sandersstudies]

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

PEER REVIEWED

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[dragoncarrion]

They're adding' outdoor cat owner" and "off leash dog owner" to the DSM

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[transgenderer]

i think it's easy to hate on software because it's objectively less cool than hardware and theres a lot more potential for slop and adversarial interactions (exactly because of the cheapness that makes software so wonderful) etc. id like to suggest you take a moment to think of all the wonderful software in your life. wikipedia, your navigation app of choice, editing software (image music video etc). social media depending on how you feel about that. google.com. thank you software. if you like, share some beloved software in your life. mwah

[a-book-of-creatures]

Stop saying “like” as a space filler in sentences. Use “reblog” instead.

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[the-haiku-bot]

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk