This Is Literally Whatever At This Point

I can not sum up the things I like in a poignant bio (art blog is @sachiusagi-art)

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[incendavery]

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

[incendavery]

[ostensible-adult]

Image descriptions:

Image 1: A four-panel comic featuring furry characters "Cat", "Goat", and "Corvid". All text is all-caps. Panel 1: Cat says to Corvid "Hey. Your pronoun pin is upside down." Panel 2: A close-up of corvid's upside-down pronoun pin, reading "HE/THEY". Panel 3: Corvid says "Oh. Yeah. It came loose from its backing, and now it keeps doing that." Panel 4: Goat says "And here I thought you were flying it upside-down to signal distress", and Corvid laughs in small text.

Image 2: A single-panel comic labeled "Bonus Panel". Cat says "HE/THEY", with the text upside-down. Corvid says "How did you say that with your mouth??"

Image 3: A tumblr comment saying "Your pronouns are he/they now". "he/they" is written with non-standard characters so it appears to be written upside-down.

Image 4: Image 2, edited with the commenter's icon over Cat's head. Cat still says "HE/THEY" with upside-down text. Corvid now says "How did you type that with your keyboard??"

[magnhild]

pokemon has embraced the Round™

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[renjaminnifer]

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[akiragatr]

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

[funny-tik-toks]

[fierceawakening]

I love how hard Steve is laughing.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[snow-nose]

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

[enigma-absolute]

[l0stvegas]

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wayneradiotv]

this needs its own post