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youthetrevival

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

7thblacksheep-deactivated201907

Bitch I’m wet

ryandevon

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

The reason why I haven't posted anything in a long time.

#gif #single mom #my baby #about me

fluffmugger

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

solvatochrome

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

useless-zoofacts

PUT IT ON ALL RHINOS!!!!!

justnoodlefishthings

And elephants!

just-shower-thoughts

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert

poisonwasthecure

conquerorwurm

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

combeferret

#stop calling me out

unexplained-events

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

thesylverlining

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

thelonelyrogue

magic is real

mutualize

Don't kill yourself, please.

mutualize

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

nasturbate

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

cheeze225

I agree with both these statements immensely.

thebeardedsith-deactivated20240

I totally had to do the thing

gryffindormischief

did anyone ever tell Sirius that Hermione set Snape on fire bc I feel like that would be a bonding moment

korracrat

I think that one of my favorite things as a kid was right after a powwow my ma and I decided to go with her then fiance to an ice cream shop with some of our regalia and leathers still on. Out of nowhere a little girl comes out, points and yells:

“LOOK MOMMY! INDIANS!”

My ma without missing a beat turned around, pointed at her and screamed, “LOOK JEFF! A WHITE GIRL!”

And I think about that moment a lot.

thetenderpassion

tobiasxva-deactivated20170810

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

gender-evil-rose

*slow clapping at the dad*

peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200

I always reblog this.

joebidensanonymous

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice

mrs-jamie-wellerstein

TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

hannily

clockworkprinceherondale

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

zafojones

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

gwydtheunusual

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

beautifuloutlier

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

reallifescomedyrelief

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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sashiscorner

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

jadedsoggy

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

rooksandravens

I need to be more like tree

azzandra

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

sailorofships

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.