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Kiana Khansmith
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Xuebing Du
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will byers stan first human second
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

JVL
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@sacracoeur
more benches in museums
the benches need to have backs!
LA HAINE (1995) dir. Mathieu Kassovitz
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
hating something that everyone else seems to love is an experience every single pretentioushead is familiar with like we've all been there its fine its no big deal. the real horror is when you hate something that a lot of people also hate but they hate it for The Wrong Reasons
being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”
Also true crime
no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you
applying for [redacted job] and can't submit the application because evidently
like well that's too fucking bad because that's the name of my dissertation
A mural of a forest in the South Bronx, New York. Captured by Thomas Hoepker, 1983
Mural Art by Alan Sonfist, 1978. The building still exists, however the mural is no longer there
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
somebody says that they refuse to sell out to a corporate sponsor, so instead they make merch. they assert that said merch was "made by a real human person." by "made" they actually just meant the design of the print. any day now I am going to start killing
all of your t-shirts and hoodies are actually made by a real human person whether AI was involved in the production of the print design or not. tch.
do you think there's any information anywhere on this website about who makes these shirts, and where, and in what conditions? well of course there isn't
#Well of course they don’t even consider whether the shirts are made by real human beings because the human beings who make their shirts—#—are not real to them (via @yvesdot)
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
I mean it was last year but omg thank you 🥰😊
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges
daughter (non-practicing)
sister (deadbeat)