For Anime Trash Like Me

[sacredfire44]

Some of my followers seem to REALLY love my SVSSS fic ideas. I’ve got a few other rambling ideas, but nothing as coherent as I’ve previously posted. Anyone want them? Reblog or comment with ur preferences.

One I’ve already shared: Binghe notices an imposter in SQQ’s body. He doesn’t realize the imposter is his husband.

Some you all might enjoy:

1. My version of a Shen brothers AU, transmigration included.

2. Shen brothers, but Shen Yuan dies in the Qiu household and Shen Jiu uses demonic cultivation to pull off a Fullmetal Alchemist, binding Shen Yuan’s soul to Shen Jiu’s own body. Shen Jiu is on a quest to give Shen Yuan his body back so he can experience the world again. Shen Yuan would personally just like to keep his gege alive, please, and maybe pet Binghe’s soft fluffy hair just once. (Read more here)

3. Shen Yuan ends up in a Pokemon AU fanfic of PIDW where on top of all the OTHER crazy fantastical monsters and animals, Pokemon also exist in that world. Unfortunately, it does not follow Pokemon conventions. There are no battle-to-knockouts or health potions or pokeballs. It’s basically just more super-powered monsters, shitty author!

4. One of my personal favorites, it’s just a mash-up of #2 and #3. Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan sharing a mind while in a Pokemon AU.

5. Nicknamed “therapy cat Shen Yuan” and it’s just my take on Shen Yuan transmigrating, specifically as a spiritual cat. He’s originally a “pampered”(see: harassed, smothered, treated like a dress-up doll or a toy to play with and then put away when bored) house cat owned by Qiu Haitang. He and a poor slave boy he only knows as A-Jiu end up fleeing together, and somehow he finds himself bonded as his spiritual companion through the trials and tribulations that follow. Together they join Cang Qiong, cultivate to immortality, and ascend to Peak Lord! … of Qing Jing Peak… with the name Shen Qingqiu. FUCK.

6. Bingqiu Soulmate AU where soulmates have their minds link up when the younger soulmate turns 16. This was inspired by a different fic I read, but in that one Binghe hadn’t already gotten to know Shen Yuan as his Shizun. I wanted to explore how it would be different if he’d already built a mental image of SQQ in his head and fallen in love. Also, I want to note that due to mental voices not really sounding like ANYTHING, you get some lovely identity shenanigans when they first meet. Binghe is happy his soulmate agreed that they must be platonic, though, since he has already given his heart to his Shizun! (Luo Binghe Will Regret That)

7. My pride and joy, my newest and dearest baby. I decided to write a fic outline where the outsider POV of SVSSS was canon. That is, a no-transmigration AU where Shen Qingqiu suffers a qi deviation that ACTUALLY fucks up his memories and completely changes his personality. (Oh, and Qiu Jianluo was a half-demon. I’m sure that won’t be important at all.)

Please please please please please ask me questions, request specific scenes, whatever! I’ve been struggling with starting any scenes lately, despite having the inspiration and motivation. But scene requests seem like a fantastic place to start.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[beggars-opera]

I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

[scrollingdown]

[ekjohnston]

...this is my new favourite chart

[runawaymarbles]

I have great news about the hair thing

Scientists Make a Major Breakthrough in Solving a Hair-Raising Mystery About Static Electricity — Smithsonian Magazine

The findings can help explain the physics behind phenomena like volcanic lightning

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

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when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[tlirsgender]

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

[tlirsgender]

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

[targetedknowledge]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[caydencrypted]

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

[caydencrypted]

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

[pangur-and-grim]

a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)

[pangur-and-grim]

that’s not a me problem

[sentientsky]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

[zoppzoop]

getting violently ill btw

[nnoragamis]

starting a collection or something

[femmeberlin]

A terrible fact of fandom is that sometimes people who absolutely suck and have stupid takes are going to enjoy the exact same things you do and the only thing you can do about it is sit there with your mutuals who don’t suck like:

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"the block button, my liege?" will enter my vocabulary now