hi i'm emo and a dumbass

[pacificrim-archive]

elon musk deserves to die for this one

[bonersquat]

ps1 car

[april]

yeah im fucking wrinkling keep scrolling

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[hashtagloveloses]

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

[exigencelost]

The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bew-berry]

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

[peachy-tooru]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

People are genuinely in the notes like "sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps" like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I'll throttle you.

[allmybandsareacronyms]

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

[marvel-leviathan]

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

[itsagifnotagif]

Too much internet today

[ifailateverythingonearth]

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

[3rd-eye-boy]

BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[microwavefurby-deactivated20200]

pokémon sw/sh gym leader battles are SO epic

[gravetheft]

An actual text I was sent

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[star-anise]

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

[confield]

it’s a boomer meme, sir, but it checks out

[dankmemeuniversity]

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

What’s your vote on Meme of the Decade? For me, it’s gotta be the Rick Roll.

[nevergenders]

mcr wrote bullets before they figured out song structure and it still fucking slaps

[successionthemesong]

[fresh2definitely]

Keep Dancing Baby…

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[anarchist-revolution]

[adhdpie]

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

[c3rvida3]

For my next trick, I will eat my entire weight in raspberries and immediately become unconscious. Goodnight.

[c3rvida3]

That's quitter talk.