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Tumblr is holding me hostage

This is my obligatory "creativity is dead and Tumblr killed it in a suicide-homicide, etc..." post...

The problem is my main blog (this one) won't delete. All my side blogs are deleted with no issues, but everytime I try to kill off this one there are "sight issues".

So, if you are still here, peace bitches. I had a lot of fun talking to non of you.

- sincerely, that one chick that reblogged that one good post you liked

dajo42

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

dajo42

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

teaboot

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

rainbowloliofjustice

Me: Anti-straight and the constant hatred of straight people often hurts other members of the lgbt community because it throws any of them who are “viewed” as straight under the bus and it’s also harmful to straight trans peope–

Some asshole: SO ARE YOU SAYING STRAIGHTS ARE OPPRESSED? LMFAO FUCKING STRAIGHTIEE :)))) I HATE CISHETS lmfao go choke straightie

the-thrill-be-damned-deactivate

today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

creekfiend

Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes

systlin

This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip.

hungry-hungry-hobbit

I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music

kaijutegu

This guy was sculpted by Alfons and Adrie Kennis, and their Neanderthal reconstructions are all delightful.

I love the kid in the last picture a lot- they look like a kid, just a little kid who’s done some mischief and is trying not to laugh about it.

I also adore their Lucy- they’ve struck a wonderful balance between the falling angel and the rising ape.

And their Turkana boy- there’s something precious and wistful in those eyes.

But my favorite has got to be their reconstruction of H. floresiensis.

Just look at her. That’s a face of someone who’s lived and seen a lot, but also a face that’s known love and joy and laughter. That’s a face with a soul.

cricketcat9

They are all beautiful

What an amazing work, Kennis & Kennis!

junkiechurch

master has snatched dobbys wig

junkiechurch

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

alexoun-blog1

the problem with this site is bloggers will call a cask a barrel even if it doesnt hold a volume of one hundred sixty litres

verycooltrash-deactivated201907

most of you won’t reblog this!!!

kimmywithay

hey op I have a cask.. in my basement… can you.. can you come verify the volume of this cask. I plan to put some fancy wine in it. don’t.. don’t ask questions.

chasecharmer-deactivated2018101

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

butchflirt

awkwordalex

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

completelyinfallible

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

millennial-review-deactivated20

twitterlols

houseofjonn

impatient14

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

unclefather

fadeintocase

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

meowjorie

@makiiato

toastbutteregg

i cant believe this was 11 years ago

orbo-gifs

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de

ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO

IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW

lateralfire

GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD

END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD

petermorwood

WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS

GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault