Flatmates AU
The Stonewall Inn
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
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if i look back, i am lost
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Flatmates AU
Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:
In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).
However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'
The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.
All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.
Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.
when your boyfriend is the sweetest pancake 🍽️
He wanna touch
uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help
Croatian sapphics in traditional costumes !
one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."
i should've noted that our parties always had dress-up themes (pirate night, cowboy night, etc.) and he'd texted me and asked what the theme was for this one and i told him "just dress as yourself."
we are going to have to bring back “smex”
shrex
I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz
like hell you will
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:
RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.
Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.
This is my grandparents and the woman who might as well be my great aunt. She never married, I don't think she has ever talked about a romantic relationship ever. But she met my grandpa working at the same firm, and became my grandma and grandpa's best friend, an aunt to my dad and his siblings, a muse and an enabler to my grandpa's artistic career. They went on holiday together, welcomed me and my siblings into the world together, and my grandma cut off a cousin who was rude about my great aunt with an icy fury.
When my grandma passed away, decades after my grandpa, my great aunt was the one sat at her bedside.
They may never have had the language to describe what they were to each other, but they were a three-stranded braid together in every way that counts.
I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.
OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that
There’s also another popular Broadway musical about what’s people’s usual go-to for a creature who purrs and gets into cupboards
what if we skated infinitely 🍃🌸
people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade
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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3
No cuz I'm not a little bitch
Love is an observable force, evil is an illness to be cured, light will pour from the sun long after we need it, I have a gun and I swear to GOD I'm not fucking around