hahahaha u foun me

side

[unusacies]

Due to a very stupid typo I did where instead of vaporwave I wrote Vaporwavee and then here you go, My brother calls it Vapoureon, I prefer Vaporweevee.

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]

I’m disgusted and offended

[tax--payer]

playing my touy

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

crying

[flipchild]

best part about silksong is that some redditor got so furious at people suggesting they reset their mental, take a breather, etc, that they felt compelled to draw this in what I can only assume was a state of blinding rage

[nayohme]

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

[pjackk]

[supermariomamafucker]

what the hell man

[pjackk]

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

[evilwizard]

[everydaylouie]

nancy panels recreated in blender. ernie bushmiller surrealist king

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[1800dogzone]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

my two girlfriends and yes they are eminem

[seasluggs-deactivated20250228]

I’ll never forget how Katt Williams said a part of the humiliation ritual is to make a “straight” man dress in women’s clothing

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ok i’ll bite. what is “The humiliation ritual”

[seasluggs-deactivated20250228]

The entertainment industry humiliation rituals. When I think of them I think of Mila and Ashton telling the press the don’t use deodorant, John cena walking on to the Oscar’s in full nude, stand up comedics going back on their words to NEVER cross dress, Doja Cat and other musicians going through their “Satanic Grunge Eras”, Aliyah and Kobe being killed in a plane crash. Princess Diana’s bad press, etc etc etc

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

oh yeah you mean that ritual. personally i dont think this is in any way connected to kobe bryant dying in a plane crash but i can be swayed into believing everything is connected + demon involvement

[dugaodna]

he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

[gjjuddmk2]

[gardenstatetait]

cmon stoned butch blues. please laugh 🩵💙

[gardenstatetait]

This was a real hit with insane 18 year olds on insta

[3liza]

i think this must have been what it was like living through the end of the european Enlightenment and then watching your children invent the victorian period

[roycohn]

sorry but i'm ordering a complete shutdown of heterosexual jakeyism until we figure out what the fuck is going on with these women

[roycohn]

i think there's some unholy combination of benevolent gender essentialism and terminal fandom brain that makes women like this make romantic excuses for an adult man's inability to live in the world without a woman playing annie sullivan bangmaid for him. i honestly have much more respect for the straight women who have the presence of mind to demand a 6'4" chad in finance and not settle for soft tummy jakey who doesn't know you can salt your pasta water or use a pillowcase. get UP girls............

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: SUP BRA" IS SURFER LINGO FOR “WHAT IS HAPPENING MAN?/HOWS IT GOING? DMV: BRA? WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE Verdict: ACCEPTED

[punkitt-is-here]

WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE.

[grossvampire]

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

[slunch]

[irish-american-chan]

I Want To Go On An Adventure Its Been Probably Two Whole Weeks Since My Last Adventure

[irish-american-chan]

Okay Im Definitely Going To Spend My Next Bank Holiday Going On An Adventure