and like the dough, i don't fall down

i'm so detroit—i make it rise from the ashes

[bobdylanyaoi]

knuckle tats that say RPFS FINE

[endiness]

Season 3, Episode 1 "Detroit" THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2022–)

[losangelesqueens]

they need to give out research grants for rpf

[tkatchuky]

draisaitl namedrop on the pod today without hesitation 🤭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i misread that

[sjweminem]

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

[reginaldkoettlitz]

goodbye rpf 2025 welcome rpf 2026

[soyouwinagain]

average mcdrai moment | 1 may 2024

[nuge]

after hitting 1000 points

leon draisaitl | edm @ pitt | 2025.12.16

[scoringeffects]

i keep forgetting im allowed to lie and make things up when im writing rpf as if the whole thing itself isnt just all make-believe

[knuckifupuck]

looking through the comments on the wingmen pod ep 4 and-

[biteandkissyou]

We need rpf wrapped

[dnpsuck]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of being really good at RPF

[j-a-nuary]

If I ever got famous (to whatever degree), I would actually be more offended if people didn't write rpf about me than if they did. I'd be searching my name on ao3 and then tweeting like "I'm in 506 works. I'm one of the main characters in only 254 of them. Only 87 are rated E. Can't believe I'm pulling such rookie numbers." I'd be on Instagram posting pictures with like... obvious kink gear in the background trying to get my numbers up. I'd be in interviews like "Yes, obviously I'm in love with (random person I got shipped with), we actually have four dogs together. No, I haven't met them face to face ever, and honestly, I don't even see why that's relevant." I would make an ao3 sockpuppet account and comment on fics. I would drop lines from fics into livestreams.

[tothechaos]

[dushku]

Kiefer Sutherland as David

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

[shanehollandais]

What's another word for ethanol? I'm so gonna get fired.

9-1-1, S9E1 — "Eat the Rich"