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pissvortex

twitter discourse fucking sucks

abolishtocreate

you left out the part where she calls it pedophilic lmao

pissvortex

i can only hurt my followers so much

youcancallmeaddy

mj-spooks

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

lastczarnian

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest

bob-artist

By the way, Kit REALLY likes dig boxes.

princessbento

unrestrained summer fun

bunjywunjy

the wild exuberance of field geology

zagreus

valtsv

i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

valtsv

hall of shame

valtsv

onewhoturns

To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

blackqueerblog

Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it.

ineffectualdemon

Also “I don’t wake my 9 year old kid up because he needs to learn how to do it” he’s fucking NINE

Help your kid come up with better methods to wake up! See it as something you can help him work on and wake him up when he can’t so it himself.

Don’t just expect a child to automatically be able to do that without help and support!

But also this is an entirely cruel punishment that far far outweighs the crime

amuseoffyre

“I destroyed something my child loved because I can’t grasp the concept my child is a damn child.”

Congratulations. That kid will remember this. He will remember how, when he was just a wee little thing in the middle of a stressful hellish pandemic, you did this to something he had poured his heart and soul into, something that made him happy, and, when confronted with his distress, you acted as if it was reasonable.

Slow clap it out for completely ignorant twunts.