twitter discourse fucking sucks
you left out the part where she calls it pedophilic lmao
i can only hurt my followers so much

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twitter discourse fucking sucks
you left out the part where she calls it pedophilic lmao
i can only hurt my followers so much
The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house
I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.
I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.
So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.
That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest
By the way, Kit REALLY likes dig boxes.
unrestrained summer fun
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To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.
Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice
Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it.
Also “I don’t wake my 9 year old kid up because he needs to learn how to do it” he’s fucking NINE
Help your kid come up with better methods to wake up! See it as something you can help him work on and wake him up when he can’t so it himself.
Don’t just expect a child to automatically be able to do that without help and support!
But also this is an entirely cruel punishment that far far outweighs the crime
“I destroyed something my child loved because I can’t grasp the concept my child is a damn child.”
Congratulations. That kid will remember this. He will remember how, when he was just a wee little thing in the middle of a stressful hellish pandemic, you did this to something he had poured his heart and soul into, something that made him happy, and, when confronted with his distress, you acted as if it was reasonable.
Slow clap it out for completely ignorant twunts.
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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
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I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!
This is why I can’t leave this site.
body so smol under all the floof
keeping the floof clean
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OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN
gonna start highlighting important nouns in red and putting little emblem of what im talking about beside it
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