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Killroy was a meme before memes were cool.
is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..
lets find out. Everyone comment on this
hey
I’m watching chopped
poopey butt clan
it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted
let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment
i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh
WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME
lmaooooooo this update is awful
Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.
K I L L M E
Memes But With Puppies
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this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”
save the bees
i’m tired
why me
anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts
motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude
welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!
wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry
In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.
Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
tumblr is a 100% funcational website
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
What if your legs didn’t know they were legs
I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?
Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.
Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.
johnlock
I hate everything about this blue hellsite
DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.
hear it hurgling
AND STEVEN!
i want to die
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.
hey is there a chatzy for clopping
im so lonely
the discourse
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?
¡VIVA MÉXICO!
Reblogging for that comment
better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven
If home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked
I never reblogged the “do you love the color of the sky” post so I feel that I’m warranted to reblog this
what the fuckc I hate this website what is staff doiNG
by fall out boy
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
god is dead. god remains dead. and we have killed him. how shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? what water is there for us to clean ourselves? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?”
if u read this ur gay
what happened in cape town
quick someone post the entire bee movie script
honestly sweet girl didn’t deserve to flop a lil like that
DENISE IS #MIXED DONT ERASE HER!!!!
delete it fat
no why did you do this
i hate everything about this post
http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/23Z5ZBKAK09W6
my paypal is [email protected] donate to me im homeless
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
hi @ no
I’m still watching chopped
This looks like a chat room
Stephen Harper is a shithead
I WANT TO FUCKING DELETE
THIS ^^^^^
i just wanna be done with this bullshit
I woke up at 8:30 this morning but it felt more like 10:00 in my head and I’ve been really disoriented for the last hour, also when you change the battery in my wireless mouse, for some reason it’s a really tight fit and I can never get it out without using a knife which is probably doing permanent damage but there we are
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I’m so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy lying shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.
You didn’t think about this did you staff? Well done.
I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes. WHO EVEN ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can’t wake up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the nothing I’ve become
“hear it hurgling” lmao
LOL at this thread.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
the one neato thing about frustrating tumblr updates is that the users will always create a new form of interactive tumblr performance art
You’re all going into my paper about tumblr as a culture/ community… Can’t stop, won’t stop, hopefully this gets me into Texas at Austin or USC… Also I love you
i have nothing of value to add so here is a bee. 🐝
how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help
y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap
write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.
on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.
then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.
then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.
then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.
and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.
there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.
you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.
godspeed anon!
eww.. is that.. pizza?
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Moving Out
I found myself on the fire escape last night. Found your ashtray. Your secret stash. I smoked them all. Finished a bottle or three of some lovely rum or whiskey I forget. But that's not the point. Shut up. I was on the fire escape, Sherlock. And I looked down at the bins in the street. And I thought how easy it could be to just tip off the edge.
Was this what it was like for you, on that ledge? Was this how the world looked to you in your last moments? How inviting the ground looks from up here. I think I know you're dead now. If you're not, you will be. When you come back, I'll kill you. When... If. If. Listen to me. You had better be dead you prick.
Doesn't matter. I am moving out now. I can't sleep here anymore with your ghost. Your stupid fucking skull. Your chair with its impressions of your shape. Your soaps and shampoos soaked through the tiles of our bath. I can still feel you and hear you and smell you and god help me sometimes I can see you. And I can't be here. I can't I can't or so help me I will jump with you.
I'm moving out. I have to. Because if there is any chance in this world that you are still alive, I need to stay alive. So I can kill you.
Come home Sherlock. I'm not going to be here but it doesn't matter.
Just come home.
please
Just one word Sherlock, please.
for me
please
#IBelieveinSherlockHolmes
Anderson came round the flat today to apologize. Wanker. He and that Donovan can go right to well they know where. Shouldn't use such uncivil language here. Not that anyone reads this blog anymore. Not since.
not since
He said he was starting some sort of fan club for you. Gave me a sticker. A fucking sticker, Sherlock. You would have laughed at him. I can hear you laughing. I put it on the bottle of red Mrs. H left over last Christmas. It's broken now. The bottle. And the sticker too.
#iBelieveinSherlockHolmes
Fucking sticker. Fuck you. I always believed in him.
Stop This
Please Sherlock. Whatever this game is you're playing at. Just stop it. Stop this.
Come home.
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