Sakura Is A Cow Moo

Jewish skateboarder rizz

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[weaver-z]

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

they hate to see a girlbug winning

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

[bugpumpkin]

I think they prefer the term mlm

[pir8core]

i think you're thinking of wlw

[bugpumpkin]

Wulti level warketing scheme

[babyannihilation]

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

[factly]

[fairytale-villain]

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

[quarterinthequeerjar]

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

[dani-kin]

you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur

[brinconvenient]

EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES

Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community. 

[jenroses]

always, always reblog this one.

[kyraneko]

If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.

[excalibelle]

^^ god that analogy

[serakosumosu]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Yesssssssssss.

[dkgwrites]

This came around again, but it’s worth sharing and remembering.  You have the right to only accept certain words be used to describe you, but so does everyone else.

[aqueerkettleofish]

I have this bookmarked to through at people who DM me about using the word Queer.

[hungwy]

Who told you to love your country. Knock that off

[dialupnetworking]

[charlesoberonn]

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

[weissroseschnee]

Jolene

[memewhore]

[motsticks-deactivated20160807]

why do ppl think its ok to waste my time

[atouchhereandthere]

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

[keezree]

I want my ass in this immediately

[pileofknives]

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

[hadleyfrasergender]

on all levels except physical i'm crawling into my friend or lover's arms so they can hold me while they play on their phone or read or something

[world-of-cats]

[batcoins]

It’s pumpkin season guise.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FEED THE PUMPKINS