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Dear GW2 Community, I'm curious - what class is your (main) Commander?
Feel free to tell us a little bit about your commander as an extra treat ♥
What Class is your (main) Commander?
Guardian
Warrior
Revenant
Engineer
Thief
Ranger
Mesmer
Necromancer
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*blows off the dust* Well. Guess who's back 😎😎😎
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
World Heritage Post
“Last of her crew, in the midst of the storm, she merged with the sinking ship to survive. Her mother’s gift giving her a new chance for life”
Mermaid seaweed Sylvari! Sponsored by Arena Net / Speedpaint will be on Patreon
It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
This really changed my perspective.....
There are two kinds of people
“Remember I outrank you, Lieutenant.”
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Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]
Flowers exposed to Ink
𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑎 | 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡
The Charr High Legions
(As random cat pics)
Blood Legion
Iron Legion
Ash Legion
Me, a ranger main: rangers aren't that bad. Remember that druids heal you and we can deliver dps! We rangers are good people :)
Also me: FUCKING RANGERS MAN STOP PUSHING AWAY MY TARGETS WHEN YOU SEE ME GO MELEE YOU SICK FUCK WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Rangers: -long bow 4- YEET
Already Gone - Sleeping At Last
Here’s a terrifying NSFW thought
Seeing as the Commander’s basically a living legend, do you think, somewhere in the dark recesses of Tyria, there’s smut of the Commander?
Oh my god absolutely there is
The Commander has massive shipping potential, plus massive hero status. There’s no way there aren’t like, over the top, bawdy-but-titillating romance novels put out by entreprising novelists
I bet the nobles back at Divinity’s Reach love that shit
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
I bet Countess Anise invites them to every soiree’s just to mess with the nobles
#here’s something extra cursed: i bet joko has a copy of some #nsfw#…….ish??? #i don’t know what this counts as#all of the novels are just people being saved by the commander and then swooning their way into bed#skfjskfkshd the one involving canach is called heart of thorns#because he’s prickly ha ha i’ll show myself out @tomato-commander
HEART OF THORNS IM DYING that’s the real xpac now guys
Joko honestly was Canach’s only rival in writing Commander smut, and you can’t tell me otherwise
I love the idea of everyone expecting the Commander to be this heart-throb til someone has them be the swoon-ee and it’s ANARCHY
and think of the AUs
PATH OF FIRE IS COMMANDER/BALTHAZAR AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
Half of DR is appalled because this has got to be hella heretical, right????
The other half is cheering the writers on with popcorn
Also I’m dumb and gay and can’t figure out how to copy tags but ABSOLUTELY those au’s FOR SURE exist
Fighting off dragon corruption with the power of LOVE (and other stuff ;))
Oh my god what does the rest of Dragon’s Watch think of all this
GGHIRHIG YOU’RE RIGHT
You can tell the Balthazar worshipers from their Redemption Au Balthazar/Commander slow burns (geddit?)
I imagine most of them have no idea, part from Canach who’s currently in a contest with Anise over who can lounge and be sweet with the Commander to get as many fics as possible and exits the Commander’s quarters like this, despite only have stopped by for a chat
#ANISE INVITING THEM TO EVERY SOIREE KILLS ME #EVERYONE IS ALTERNATING EITHER SUPER AWKWARD OR JUST ;)))))) AND THE COMMANDER’S JUST S O C O N F U S E D
Commander: why’s everyone staring
Anise, hanging off their arm, making sure their shirt is opened just enough, and keeps claiming the Commander has food on their mouth to rub ‘dirt’ off their mouth: they’re thinking you look very lovely is all
also GOD can you imagine, the Commander/Dragon’s Watch finding out??? the madness
Canach’s also a Shining Blade operative, like, the queen’s personal bodyguard. That’s gotta carry with it its own weight that writers are damn certain going to take into account, like, Canach as the Commander’s bodyguard, after a routine visit to Divinity’s Reach turns deadly, with assassination attempts! Political intrigue! Heartpounding thriller! And amidst it all, a deep romance blossoms between the legendary hero and their mysterious, prickly protector
#Also a MOOD we’re all dumb and gay here#Commander with dawning horror - WHY DOES THIS BROTHEL HAVE A COMMANDER AND MARSHAL PACKAGE#Kasmeer brings out some strawberries and cream and Canach near snaps something trying to feed the commaner#I cant spell commannder#wait CUMMANDER HA @commanders-sole-braincell i have LEARNED
Cummander is ABOMINABLE i’m dead holy shit
Also this implies there are Commander (and co.) impersonators and I just. I can’t
Kasmeer and Marjory are probably the next to find out just by virtue of spending the most time in DR, but could you imagine Braham??? Rytlock???????
Okay if someone doesn’t write that I will
#i was also trying to google synonyms for cactus and did yOU KNOW#THERE’S A CACTUS KNOWN AS THE NIPPLE CACTUS#the jokes write themselves at this point my god @tomato-commander
NIPPLE CACTUS
Kasmeer and Jory are among the most likely to gently break it to the Commander, whereas before they can Braham bursts in holding a book yelling “YOU FUCKED BALTHAZAR SO HARD YOU DIED?!”
Rytlock and Logan find out and immediately:
a) search for themselves, then each other
b) have opposite pairings
Please do oh my god
“YOU FUCKED BALTHAZAR SO HARD YOU DIED” BRAHAM THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BREAK NEWS TO PEOPLE
He had a magnificent sword though ;))))))))))
Listen we’re already committing immense heresy, may as well start shipping the Commander with more gods, 50k Dhuummander enemies to lovers slowburn when
OH MAN, THERE’S GOTTA BE BASICALLY A ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE AU BUT WITH TRAMMANDER INSTEAD, the Commander goes into the Mists and convinces Grenth to bring Trahearne back to life
Actually that’s kinda set up for Grenth/Commander/Trahearne, isn’t it
Also I never thought I’d say the words “Rytlock and Logan start a massive shipping war” in my life but here we are
Lady Camilla writes erotic self inserts about the commander with 10k words and some of the most famed artists in Divinity’s Reach get anonymous commissions of Commander smut. Faren has a stash of Commander fanfics stored under his bed
Well, now we know where Caudecus got his painting of Logan from…
I’d like to propose that the Commander could also 1- know about it 2- roll with it
“No, I never died, it was a little death Braham, an orgasm if you will. Now I did fuck Balthazar so hard he died. Oops I guess?”
or having an author they really like and trying to provides inspiration to that unknow person? Damn that could make such a good slow burn plot. Someone close to the Commander is the author and these works are mostly self-shipping themselves but then the Commander start trying to get the author inspiration by flirting with them. But as a result the author stop writing but the Commander fell in love with their quill and omg
A LITTLE DEATH
IM WHEEZING
YES OMG I LOVE THAT HEADCANON - and omg that’d be such a cute premise for a fic or relationship
#I NEED TO STOP #I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THESE NOBLES #BUT AAAAAH #ALSO #LWS4 SPOILERS #WAR ETERNAL SPOILERS #BUT THE VORE SMUT STORY WITH THE COMMANDER AND KRALKATORRIK @caim-the-godstomper
We’re all living our best lives
and you absolutely blindsided me with the vore comment omG
It is over. It is finally over. After all this time of war and hurt, of suffering and mourning, they finally have a break. No immediate threat. No war. Now Naversa can finally take Daren home.
This is all you need to know about my characters, really.
TYRIAN GAZETTE: The Fashion Edition
At long last, the GW2 Artist Collective organizers are excited to announce our 2019 project, the Tyrian Gazette! We will again be opening up applications for artists and writers to join our standing members, producing a one-of-a-kind product officially sponsored by @guildwars2.
This project will assume the position as the pinnacle magazine in the Tyrian world, produced and delivered across the lands. The Fashion Edition is the biggest issue of the year, and the Collective is here to tell the story of Tyria from the lens of Tyria itself.
The 200-page book works to bring you into the viewpoint of a citizen, tackling questions of what someone would likely see in such a book – from lighthearted to serious, we’ll take you through the cultural fashions, to ads featuring crazy inventions of the asura, to more solemn tributes of recent events. Our participants will focus on recreating the world we so dearly love from a different perspective, and we hope to bring you along with us.
Interested in joining our adventures? Get your portfolios ready - applications will be opening for 2 weeks on April 2nd.
Some more information can be found below the cut if you want some extra information on applying. Thank you all for continuing to support us! <3
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