Damian: I still don’t understand, why did you break up with him?
Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…
Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.
Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*
Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?
Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.
Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.
Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?
Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?
Jason: No, why am I supposed to?
Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.
Cue Damian sending Bernard and Kon on a romantic getaway together while Tim wallows in self-pity so that they can start liking each other and eventually get accustomed to the idea of dating each other so Tim can have two boyfriends :)