murder cheat and fuck your way through boston

kip | 20 | any pronouns | i like salmon | art @salmon-jaws

[salmonjaws]

art - @salmon-jaws

interests stuff - @startstatic

[dogpuppy]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[goobersplat]

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

[the-red-ring-of-death]

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

[throwupgirl]

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

[sanctus-ingenium]

Victorious

[hateusandseeifwemind]

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[longhorned]

grocery prices are out of control. $1,211 for the meat homogenate can. Fuck my life

[urmomsonfire]

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

[omegaversereloaded]

[idiot-mushroom]

my friend wanted me to make this

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

[pangur-and-grim]

[ex-bus]

Is that a pangur and grim reference

[pangur-and-grim]

wait you might be on to something