so weird. so weird.

24/ weird silly boy

[lesbianhallieparker]

[vamptits]

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

[vamptits]

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

[chips1977]

Sooooo they actually used too call me the washing machine kid

[mummynapkin2]

who cares

[chips1977]

yuor mama got a glass eye with a fish in it

[lichposting]

“I’m fine, I’m not getting corrupted by this power! I can control it!” -guy who is 100% getting corrupted by this power

[queerism1969]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

sorry for what i said when i was under the control of the cursed amulet :/

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

[waifu-police]

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[21chrysanthemums]

[kickasstorrents-deactivated2023]

um starts radiating light

[ysolt]

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

[ysolt]

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

[captainglitterbuns]

[imitationgod]

my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

[mahgck]

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

[melodyclover]

time loop fans when it happens again

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[theelusiveemily-deactivated2024]

but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

[clownkissersinternational]

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad