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dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

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must be one of those bugged no notes posts

noelle-ism

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

contemptible-scoundrel

an old scoundrel took her post to a repair shop.

repairer: nothing is wrong.

old scoundrel with tears in her eyes said:

"then why don't my grandchildren ever like+rebloger it?"

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janmisali

imagine rolling two standard six-sided dice. what is the sum of their results?

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janmisali

okay if you haven't yet, participate in the poll before clicking the readmore because I'm gonna respond to someone's tags and I don't want to influence your answer

so first of all this is a poll where I've prompted people to play pretend with imaginary dice and I cannot comprehend what assumptions you'd have to make to think this is a question with a correct answer.

but if it did have a "correct answer", surely the correct answer would be whatever the most likely result of the sum of two six-sided dice rolls is, right? and that's seven. because there are more ways for the results of two six-sided dice to add to seven than anything else. like, it makes perfect sense that the results of this poll are what they are. what are you talking about.

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NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

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I saw the Ace Attorney Collab art...I had to make this for miles... 😭

I mean come ON... look at HIM...👁👁

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I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

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stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.