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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

teratomarty

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

skyfire85

corvidcantina

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

angelaeon

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

mediamattersforamerica

“Liberal bias”? Not quite. The New York Times and Washington Post quote more than twice as many Republicans as Democrats in their political coverage.

fycanadianpolitics

Vancouver's empty homes tax came into effect over the weekend and some property owners are now scrambling to rent, sell or find a way around the fees.

Under the new rules, homes that are not occupied for at least six months of the year are subject to a tax of one per cent of the property’s assessed value. The deadline to rent out empty dwellings was July 1.

Fazli said many of the people he has talked to are thinking of renting or selling their properties. He recently met with a woman who owns three empty properties in Vancouver — and says one of them is now listed for rent, another will be listed shortly and she is thinking of selling the third.

“This is a scenario of someone who is kind of in a panic now and needs to rent them out,” he said. […]

amazing

chippyskit

Why were they empty?

fycanadianpolitics

they’re meant to be investment properties, bought, left empty, and then sold a year or few later for huge profit as housing values continue to rise. it’s a massive part of the bc housing bubble, and why despite so much new construction it’s still so difficult to find rental housing

the fact that these landlords are panicking because they might have to actually use their housing properties as housing rather than finance capital is deeply funny

queeranarchism

& good step towards creating more and cheaper housing for rent.

turings-deactivated20180627

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

mediamattersforamerica

Fox & Friends is nicer to your march if it includes neo-Nazis.

salty0tter

hahaha fucking hell that juxtaposition

memehumor

saintvitus

powerburial

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

pochowek

sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios

systlin

“Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”

— Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay

farmfreshmemes

salty0tter

ffffff

gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430

This blog is pro-Joan Of Arc

theonion

Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic’s throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping us now—commence the bloodletting!” said Ryan, holding up the lifeless body of the local blue-collar worker as blood from his severed arteries sprayed reporters gathered at the press conference. “Now we can finally experience the sweet release of all our pent-up hatred of the parasitic working class without fear of punishment or retribution. The blood of the filthy proletariat will flow in the streets, and the families of truck drivers, nurses, and retail employees all over the nation will know our wrath. No one making under $50,000 a year is safe. Today, the American economy will be put back on the right track, and the liquidation begins!” At press time, blood-drenched Republican senators Bob Corker and Lisa Murkowski were seen sprinting into a Baltimore Walmart wielding machetes.

salty0tter

lmao, but actually

clickholeofficial

Pulling Their Heartstrings: Tearful Republicans Unanimously Voted For The New Tax Bill After Hearing A Billionaire’s Heart-Wrenching Story Of How He Would Like To Have More Money

People like to paint conservatives as unfeeling plutocrats, but here’s a story that proves that Republicans in Congress are actually governing with their hearts: Today tearful Republicans unanimously voted for the new tax bill after hearing a billionaire’s heart-wrenching story of how he would like to have more money.

Wow. If you thought conservatives were utterly void of empathy, think again.

Members of Congress took a break from political jockeying this morning to hear a tear-jerking testimony from billionaire banker Andrew Beal about how he has a lot of money and would like to have even more money. Speaking in front of a large framed photo of a stack of hundred-dollar bills to drive home his emotional message, Beal took the floor and explained that he wants to increase his net worth from its current $10.9 billion to $12 or even $12.5 billion, causing House Speaker Paul Ryan to break into audible sobs and Rep. Mark Sanford to stand up and pledge to vote yes on any tax reform bill that would slash tax rates on corporations and the rich enough to make Beal’s wish a reality.

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