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[conkus-concussion]

Pls check out my Star Trek AOS uquiz 🙇🙇🙇

This is a 100% accurate assigning of your Star Trek kinnie -- I'll accept no arguments.:)

[funnytwittertweets]

[nicolezaridze]

i’m gonna miss music so much when i die. how will i discover new music. will my soul come back to earth from time to time to see what songs are playing. is there music on other planets. can i still make playlists

[mirthfullyme]

if you're in the mood to take a 30-question lord of the rings quiz thats unnecessarily long that i made because all the others on uquiz were inaccurate, here's my uquiz.

take my quiz if you dare. also it's really long because everyone else's quiz i took was wrong so be warned.

[conkus-concussion]

This is literally my fav quiz!!! take it rn people!!!!

[trek-daily]

Sometimes it’s wise to keep our expectations low, commander. That way we’re never disappointed.

Anson Mount as Captain Christopher Pike STAR TREK: DISCOVERY - “Brother” (2.01)

[carlaerosie]

siblings looking like they could all be different ethnicity but they still look like siblings is just so Colombian

I love this movie so much

[jung-koook]

210717 — jungkook x permission to dance

[withyourblueflame-deactivated20]

you got me so hypnotized ♡

[airborneranger63]

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

[airborneranger63]

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

[madness-to-my-method]

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you’ll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It’s just your brain’s interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

[pawpels]

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

[asundergrowth]

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein’s Theory of Experiential Epistomology

[asundergrowth]

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

[fuliajulia]

when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic

[guitarbeard]

Witch who's trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

[bastard-unlimited]

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

[lindendragon]

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

[bastard-unlimited]

because I hate americans and redditors next question

[fairycrowbar]

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

[shittyreblogville]

[aestkth]

taehyung icons + headers

♡/ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ - sᴀᴠᴇ

[jung-koook]

nooo jungkook kissed his army tattoo after saying bts shine when they are with armys 🥺

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[allaboardtheloonyexpress]

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

[breelandwalker]

REBLOGGING FOR TRUMP’S PROVEN INABILITY TO PROPERLY HANDLE UNCLE SAM.

[goobra]

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

[templeofshame]

interviewer: are pokemon sentient?

these guys: are any of us sentient?

[tinderfinds]

[tooiconic]

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it