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Just because my friends are mostly girls doesn't make me gay, okay? ...I'm bi. Sal Venizelo | 20 | Multifandomed OC | AU and Multiship Friendly. FC: Corbin Bleu Name: Sal Venizelo Age: 20 (can be changed) Sexuality: Bisexual Nationality: American Ethnicity: Half Greek, half Keynan Socioeconomic Class: Working. Place of Birth: Ellis Island, New York Current Residence: Ithaca, New York Occupation: Student at Cornell University, works as a coach for a youth soccer team. Degree (in progress): Double major: music and sexuality studies. Family: Mother (Kenyan), father (Greek), four little siblings, three boys, one girl, all between 4-10. Hobbies/Interests/Talents: Music (guitar and piano), dancing, most sports, singing, most types of musical genres, learning, history, hanging with friends. Done drugs: Yes, pot. Not often. Drinks: Socially Virgin: No. Active sexually: Yes. Always uses a condom, latex. Relationship status: Open Personality: friendly, flirty, committed, competitive, athletic, musical, optimistic, bright, witty, patriotic, a generally happy person, funny, makes bad puns, compassionate, daring, curious, very empathetic, hardworking, honest, fair, individualistic, somewhat haughty, spontaneous, neat in appearance although unorganized, unrestrained, stubborn, impulsive. Note: This is a SIDE BLOG. I can not follow you back or send asks from this blog. It will be done from my main blog: poisonedpolitics or anonymously.

[dimension20official]

The 6 Types of Gamer Couples

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[dimension20official]

Spend some quality time with your S.O. this weekend. By sitting next to them and staring at the same screen.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[labracadabrador]

[ofwineandwords]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[loki-of-sassgaard-deactivated20]

Laughed harder than I should have

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English Pronunciation

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

[to-the-captain]

OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

[pantlesscait]

I still can’t say anemone

[acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman]

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

[skygenders]

Tumblr and Puns

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look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

[chaosquotient]

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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[charaznable]

the parent trap: modern au

[thun-dere]

Water

Earth

Fire

Air

Long ago, the four nations sang together in harmony…

[acephoenix1]

Then everything changed when the boy bands attacked

[wizardingweb]

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11. Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do. Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself. Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy. Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had. Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert. Harry fiercely defending werewolves. And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

[lovebeeshugtrees-moved-deactiva]

#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

[thatstheweirdestfuckingbush-blog]

I’M crying

[hanazomi]

So there’s this photo thingy that’s trending in some fandoms mainly anime fandoms, and they look so fun so I decided to do one for Frozen~

[afaerytalelife]

In the Victorian era, hand-fans were used not only to cool oneself but also as a secret way to communicate the language of love. For example, by running one’s fingers through the fan’s ribs, one is trying to say, "I want to talk to you." The enigmatic language of the fan was widely used by both men and women. I. A fan placed near the heart. "You have won my love." II. A closed fan touching the right eye. "When may I be allowed to see you?" III. A closed fan moved threateningly. "Do not act so impudently!" IV. A half-opened fan pressed to the lips. "You may kiss me." V. Covering the left ear with an open fan. "Do not betray my secret." VI. Hiding the eyes behind an open fan. "I love you." VII. Shutting a fully open fan slowly. "I promise to marry you." VIII. Fanning oneself slowly. "I am married." IX. Letting one’s fan rest on the right cheek or the left. "Yes" and "No", interchangeably. X. Opening and closing the fan several times. "You are cruel." XI. Fan in front of the face. "Follow me." XII. Twirling the fan in the left hand. "We are being watched." XIII. Fan held over left ear. "I wish to be rid of you." XIV. Carrying an open fan in the left hand. "Come and talk to me." XV. Opening a fan wide. "Wait for me." XVI. Placing the fan behind the head with finger. "Goodbye." [Artwork: Secret, by Lee Yun-hi.]

[hottiesinpurgatory]

WHAT IF YOU WERE JUST HOLDING A FAN AND NOT TRYING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT YOU ACTUALLY PROMISED SOME GUY YOU’D MARRY HIM

[stardustveiins-archive-blog]

[I WANT THIS AU PLEASE?]

[copyofclara]

The adventures of the Doctor (Karen Gillan) and her companion (Jenna-Louise Coleman) as they travel through time and space.

[its-nothing-like-a-smooth-sea-d]

[treewizarded]

this is

the cutest thing ever

[daft-punks]

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

where are the vowels

[daunt]

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

[pony-farts]

They gave them to Hawaii.

[digieggofbooty-deactivated20150]

Alright you wanna know what?

Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

1 is un

2 is dau

3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

4 is pedwar

5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

7 is saith

8 is wyth what the fuck

9 is naw

10 is deg

WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

FUCKING UN DEG UN

IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

And fucking colours man

fucking colours

Pink is just pinc

WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

[kiwifluid]

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[noyeahlike-deactivated20250613]

oddly inspirational

[4gifs]

[the-secret-stache]

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

[lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b]

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

[starcatcher]

Reblog if Nine is your favorite Doctor

I’m curious as to how popular each Doctor is.

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Ten Eleven

[snoopdoggwithablog]

words of the wise

[adrnired]

never ever did i think that he’d be the one to explain it so eloquently

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

[rawrgoesjerran-blog]

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

[firetinasty]

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

[mallorylrc]

whoop there it is

[hopepearlspeeta]