[anarchotolkienist]

Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?

[hootenanie]

yes <3

[shells210]

Some of y’all need to read less game of thrones and more tamora pierce

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[ms-demeanor]

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

[heroofthreefaces]

omg everyone was okay

[holy-punks]

[davidout-sortir]

This is so important.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nineprotons]

Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who sees her as a joke is in fact the joke themselves and I’m quite happy to laugh at them.

[injuries-in-dust]

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

[elfwreck]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

[ultrareginarules]

An American icon. A hero.

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[axur]

Christopher McKenney

[imperatorkhaleesi]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

[vulavola-deactivated20190711]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Straight Up Murder Hamlet

[callmebliss]

Ophelia Aggressively Introducing Hamlet To Her River

[anxietyproblem]

[justgot1]

That’s the most 2020 word I’ve ever seen

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[action--cats]

[pitchcraft]

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

[fancyladssnacks]

give it a few weeks

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[clownfactories]

i need a himbo

[clownfactories]

i’m holding out for a himbo til the end of the night

[leh-sarah]

He’s gotta be strong. And he’s gotta be fast. And he’s gotta be dumb and polite

[folly-of-alexandria]

[writhe]

i think we need to stop focusing on telling little girls they need to be “empowered” & instead teach them about chaotic mirth, hijinks, & becoming complete rascals

[quietlikeacandle-deactivated202]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel