Love Is Like A Brick

Give me the time of day and I'm yours.

[flamingthespian]

Trixie and katya changed their profile pics to matching images of them from a horrifying knockoff coloring book….

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

NPR trudged up the meanest, bitchiest gay they could find to write this holy SHIT

[goldcoasthoney]

[funny-tik-toks]

[scenemo-spraycan]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

We've all been there

[neo-soulless]

Posts that change your life

[williams-blood]

[prostatertot]

This is still honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 22 years of homosexuality

[planet-motherfucker]

[fuqwin]

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[greenreticule]

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[unclefather]

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[wheeled-jack]

Breeding anime girls, you say?

[velvety-vixen]

//SCREAMS

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m from Delaware

[naked-hylian]

How brave of you to admit you live in a store.

[tamamita]

I love how some animes put so much budget into some girl eating food in the most ridiculous and convoluted way possible just to show off the fluidity of the animation, yet looks absolutely nothing like how the common man eats their food.

[droct0]

you’re talking about that one gif set aren’t you

[tamamita]

I MEAN

???

[protocol00]

WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER HANDS?

[deadblogdonotfollow-deactivated]

immersing herself in the experience

[super-metroid]

[welcometonegrotown]

[welcometonegrotown]

[itsatru]

last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her. 

it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison