going to gnome depot

sam, he/they, pac nw, animorphs enthusiast

[katmaibearfan]

guuuyyys, 909's cubs are being cute AGAIN

[katmaibearfan]

who decided that bear cubs get to be this cute

[katmaibearfan]

oh come ON

[not100bees]

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

[not100bees]

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[chefpyro]

oh

[persistentmanlyagitation]

wait

[it-a]

i am tired and i will never be free

[vacueabissi]

I fucking hate this website

[silverk2k-art]

when i saw the placement of the images and the first set of lyrics i knew what it was

[unyieldingsilence]

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[birch-shark-art]

More fossils! We'll see how the glaze treats these little critters, but I'm pleased with them so far...

[birch-shark-art]

extremely pleased to report that the glaze treated my mesozoic pals quite well indeed

[beadyeyes]

Please email me one weed gummy

[gursevraq]

im curious what's everyone's First favorite song that u remember having? like the song u ask ur mom to play when ur a child in the backseat of ur car

the first one I can think of is Galileo by the Indigo Girls

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[the-messy-artist]

Has this been done yet

[theautistartist]

Alt text: A lord of the rings meme. In the first panel Pippin says "What about Pride month?", in the second panel Aragorn says "You've already had pride month." with a picture of the LGBTQ+ pride flag, in the final panel Pippen says "We've had one, yes, but what about second pride month?" with a picture of the disability pride flag.

[flowerbleedme]

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[librarian-raichu]

I mean. That obviously wouldn’t work for many reasons, although I do believe if you required spelunkers to wear a suicide bomb to go caving, it would not be a major deterrent.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They'd be pissed off that the belt is too bulky and they can't squeeze through teeny tiny crevices that require you to avoid breathing until you're through or your ribs won't fit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Personally I think we should make all spelunkers wear bulky vests like those people who tie a wooden spoon to a tiny dog's back so it can't slip through the bars of a property fence. Stop 'em from getting in those positions in the first place.

[4waystreet]

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

[shittysawtraps]

Jigsaw contracting out a trap design to Kevin Mcallister. Discuss

i'm assuming that you mean child kevin which conjures up a beautiful world where ten year old kevin mcallister sees jigsaw's traps on the news, thinks "i could do better than that," and tracks john kramer down to give him some strongly-worded suggestions. john is charmed by his rudimentary engineering skills and his anger at being overlooked and contracts out traps to him for the rest of his life.