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grayskymorning

bellalagosa-deactivated20200912

Jean Harlow

Photo by: Clarence Sinclair Bull, (1934)

theniftyfifties

Rock Hudson and Jane Wyman in ‘All That Heaven Allows’, 1955.

Best burgers ever 🙌🏻🙌🏻 #ultimate #pub #dinner #burgers #foodgasm #food #fun #love #life #amazing #beautiful (at The Old Crown Public House)

#beautiful #life #foodgasm #food #amazing #pub #burgers #dinner #ultimate #fun #love

A rare shot of the queen at Buckingham Palace!! 👵🏻👑 #queenelizabeth #photooftheday #amazing #london #rare #tourist #love #life #money #wednesday #england #uk #wow #unique #fun (at Buckingham Palace)

#life #unique #rare #tourist #money #wow #wednesday #fun #amazing #london #uk #queenelizabeth #love #england #photooftheday

anamorphosis-and-isolate

mnfstdstny23-deactivated2016091

Into the Wild (2007)

My life in movie form.

ourwhispers

mxs-deactivated20190805

smile and clap along

have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands

beat-box

scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance

sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you

go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear

start a mosh pit

striptease

geeneelee

improvise an interpretative dance

sing along in a complete monotone

do the macarena

cry

sandstonedaisy

stop being a little bitch, and enjoy and appreciate it.

skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160

Go big or go home

discover-tenthousand

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

mxsentienthouseplant

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

hoechlaura

craigtuckermotherfcker-blog

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

bnuyboy

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

holdingintightly-deactivated202

Story of my life

xxgoldie12xx

that’s a first.

starshinethecat1

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

fauxboy-deactivated20180609

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

sandstonedaisy

Cleverbot is like every terrible relationship ever.

Cleverbot just got real.

#cleverbot #denied

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.