Sentence Meme: 63 Rupert Giles Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious. ❜
❛ Do you want me to wag my finger at you and tell you that you acted rashly? You did. And I can. ❜
❛ If [name] is alive, then it would–it could be a fairly…cataclysmic state of affairs. ❜
❛ Well, no. I wasn’t actually one of the original members of Pink Floyd. ❜
❛ Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind. ❜
❛ No vampires. Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music. ❜
❛ But if it’s guilt you’re looking for, [name], I’m not your man. All you will get from me is my support. And my respect. ❜
❛ You should have told me he was alive. You didn’t. ❜
❛ I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it’s appropriate. ❜
❛ Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about. ❜
❛ Splendid. Well, it’s ages since I’ve been to a gig. ❜
❛ Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions. ❜
❛ A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s still a demon at the core. There is no halfway. ❜
❛ Have you actually ever heard of tact? ❜
❛ To hell with what’s right, I’m ready to back you up. ❜
❛ Congratulations, you’ve found me out. I’m a mod jogger. ❜
❛ Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more! ❜
❛ And that would be the abridged version. ❜
❛ Yes, it was a gas leak, everyone. Just get some air, and a good night’s rest, you know, you’ll be fine. ❜
❛ That tickles. Ooh, oh, uh… oh, dear god. ❜
❛ I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression. ❜
❛ Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one’s teeth drilled. ❜
❛ What do you want me to say? ❜
❛ I’ve been awake all night. I know I’m supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can’t leave you out there to fight alone! ❜
❛ Mist… cemetery… Halloween. Should end well. ❜
❛ I don’t really know what to say. ❜
❛ Well, [name]’s clearly been abusing the magicks. ❜
❛ Yes. But then, I always thought so. ❜
❛ I honestly feel the largest part of it was instinct. Instinct and reflexes. ❜
❛ [name], what you said, it flies in the face of everything we’ve ever… every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it’s bloody brilliant! ❜
❛ Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself. ❜
❛ I’m…I’m…I’m down with the new music. And I have the albums to prove it. ❜
❛ And then she and probably dozens of others are persecuted by a righteous mob. It’s happened all throughout history. It happened in Salem, not surprisingly. ❜
❛ To forgive is an act of compassion, [name]. It’s-it’s… it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it. ❜
❛ You did well. Your performance as a disgruntled minion was spot on. ❜
❛ Yes. Thank you. Although your heroism is slightly muted by the fact that you were helping [name] to start a war that would kill us all. ❜
❛ You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❜
❛ Power to the people? You sound like a child of the seventies. ❜
❛ You have no respect for me, or the job I perform. ❜
❛ I’m leaning towards blind panic myself. ❜
❛ How about the end of the world? ❜
❛ Ooh! Sounds like paranormal phenomena! ❜
❛ You would be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these people were. ❜
❛ She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then. ❜
❛ I just can’t help but wonder if… she would have been better off without me. ❜
❛ Of course! Well, it makes sense now. ❜
❛ Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem. ❜
❛ You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day. ❜
❛ It’s rather poetic…in a maudlin sort of way. ❜
❛ Well, I’m a hair’s breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I’m open to anything. ❜
❛ You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong. ❜
❛ Unfortunately he doesn’t know exactly what he wants. That’s-that’s the trouble. ❜
❛ Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy, energy, energy, especially in the musical numbers! ❜
❛ There are more important things than records right now. ❜
❛ Sorry to barge in. I’m afraid we have a slight apocalypse. ❜
❛ There’s a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say. ❜
❛ I’m so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse. ❜
❛ Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is… ask for help when you need it. ❜
❛ There’s a sort of wary watchfulness I’ve developed over the years. It’s like another sense. ❜