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Nocturnal system/Nox, we're late 20's we reblog nsfw stuff sometimes feel free to unfollow if that's not for you We abandoned this blog like six years ago lmao but now we're back and more mentally ill than ever.

[subspaceskater]

vienna

[transhuman-priestess]

God dammit my car insurance didn’t autopay I’m gonna fucking scream

Can yall help out w 200?

@kellanium for cashapp and Venmo

Ko-fi.org/transhumanpriestess if you’d rather do that

[fanzines]

'Transfem DIY HRT' and 'Transmasc DIY HRT' are a pair of zines aimed at teaching transgender people how to safely self-administer DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT).

Both zines are 100% free to download here from Little Mouse (who also made the zine). Print, share and distribute to those who need it!

The information contained in this zine is collated from, and openly available from, DIYHRT.info.

[brudiza-spudnik]

this is really getting me

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[questcequecestqueca]

Chechnya

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[gumi-megpoidd]

air is the most confused element colorwise. like earth is brown. water is blue. ice is light blue. fire is red. plant is green. metal is grey. but ive seen air be blue, purple, and green on multiple occassions

[gumi-megpoidd]

oh yeah silver too. white also

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

do you l

do y

do you love the colo

do you love th

do um. do you lo

[dragongirlsweetie]

wow. you really jacked off to a photograph of a penis

?

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

[charl0ttan]

this is actually a symptom of being punk

[yay-bunnies]

⚠️SCROLL BACK UP!!!⚠️

THIS IS A PAINTING

[milf--adjacent]

This post is *clearly* AI generated. Look at the background.

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Happy pride!

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[urbys-derg-blog]

snout on your lap. licking your hand a lil bit. Belly facing you for easy access. pet your dragon

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[reeflarking]

[demi-shoggoth]

My girlfriend and I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and they had a touch tank with two giant isopods in it. After we each touched one, one of the isopods mounted the other. “I’ve never seen them do that before,” said the docent