Ilya trying to outplay his demons
this means more to me than it should

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Ilya trying to outplay his demons
this means more to me than it should
After Ilya stays in the cottage that first summer, something shifts in a way that scares Shane. He's used to getting completely wired around Ilya: each hookup night meant falling asleep no earlier than 3am, either because they were all over each other until the late hour, or because Shane was pacing around his hotel room, unpacking what just happened.
But now, he gets so tired whenever Ilya is around. His eyelids start to droop and, even though he's spent days or weeks looking forward to reuniting with his boyfriend, all he wants to do is fall asleep in Ilya's arms.
He decides to go to the doctor for some labs, checking for conditions that would make him fatigued. Words like leukemia and lupus came up on his Google searches, so he braces for the worst.
"Everything is perfect, Shane," his doctor tells him over the phone a week later. "But, you know, if you're worried about it, you could talk to a psychiatrist."
He makes an appointment for the next day with the first psychiatrist he finds. He explains the issue again: extreme sleepiness, maybe even narcolepsy, if Web MD is right. After more prompting, he specifies that this happens specifically around his partner.
The psychiatrist smiles at him. "Do you know much about nervous system regulation?" she asks gently. When he shakes his head, she explains further. "There are some people or settings that cause our nervous systems to feel calmer, and, especially for people who spend a lot of their lives in a state of fight or flight, those soothing feelings can make us tired and sleepy. Maybe your body finally feels safe and able to rest."
He doesn't tell Ilya about this until months later, and he's met with a loud squeal and a thousand kisses on his cheeks, jaw, forehead, and collarbones. "I love being your safe place," Ilya says.
not looking away (with those big ass pupils)
Summer sketch âïž
i have an extremely beautiful scene in my mind of shane at home on their couch with ilya's head on one thigh and anya's head on the other and providing simultaneous head scritches and having to try SO hard not to laugh when pausing gets him non-verbal complaints from BOTH of them
he pauses once just because it's funny and gets ilya's hand tapping his knee at the same time it gets him anya swatting the air with her paw in the direction of his hand, and there are TEARS in his eyes resisting the urge to laugh as he resumes because he doesn't want to break the softness of this moment even though it's also objectively hilarious to be part of
Sleepy boys đ€
1:24 AM đ
he's not a chicken. he's brave âĄ
Theyâre so in love it makes me sick
Shane in Heated Rivalry (2025) vs Ilya in Heated Rivalry (2019)
Oh shit wait ok
So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those âhow well do you know your partnerâ games but instead itâs âhow well do you know your rivalâ and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports
And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously theyâll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, âwinningâ is just for the show and wonât impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesnât matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else
The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and arenât just saying things like âhow many goals last season? Probably one less than me hahaâ and actually have each others stats memorized
Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round thatâs just Shane and Ilya and itâs now the usual couple game questions and theyâre still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning
âWhat is Shaneâs favorite breakfast?â
âKale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.â
âOk um, what is Ilyaâs favorite breakfast?â
âTwo sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.â
âWhat is something on Shaneâs bucket list?â
âSleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.â
âWhat is something on Ilyaâs bucket list?â
âThat thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.â
âOk last one. I think we all know Shaneâs answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?â
*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* âProbably a model. Or something.â
â⊠Yeah, letâs go with that.â
Years later when theyâre out Shane reshares the clip and the only non-PR approved thing he says on the matter is âIt was me, by the way. I am the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with.â
Ilya and the Centaurs hanging out with all of Ilyaâs old teammates after playing Boston. Ilya does his disappearing act (aka going outside to talk to Shane for 30 minutes) and the Centaurs and the Bears are chatting and they start talking about the person they all have in common when Bood kinda shares a look with Hayes and goes "So, like, when he was in Boston was he this..."
"Scarily obsessed with Shane Hollander?" Cliff chimes in " Yeah, we're all a little worried he moved to Canada to stalk the man."
Everyone at the table gives a half hearted laugh at the "joke".
Ilya comes back, not even smelling like cigarettes smoke and the first thing he says is "Did you see the deke Hollander pulled against the Admirals goalie tonight." and no they had not seen it because they had all, Ilya included, been playing hockey at the time. Which means that from their perspective he had just been outside looking at Hollanders highlights for 30 minutes and suddenly everyone at the table is just a little less convinced. Like Cliff was just joking.
Probably.
Rozanov was almost definitely not stalking Shane Hollander.
That would be crazy right?
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gimme fics where other hockey players name Shane as their "if I were gay" and inwardly Ilya is like "I will fight every one of you, step OFF" but has to be like "I mean, sure, I guess."
Future Stabbing Victim 1: "wtf are you even on about, man, Shane Hollander is just objectively the hottest man in the league. NOBODY'S that straight."
Future Stabbing Victim 2: "listen, I'm as straight as anyone else here" (Ilya raises an eyebrow at this) "but we've all seen those Calvin Klein billboards. We have eyes. This is, like, evidentiary based fact - dude's fucking gorgeous."
Future Stabbing Victim 3: "oh and those FRECKLES" (Ilya mentally renames him to Future Stabbing Victim 1 in his head)
Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great
But Iâd love a fic where one or both of Shaneâs parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilyaâs chest and thatâs how they find out
Theyâre dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilyaâs hand is in Shaneâs hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed
Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow
I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
People think it's going to be all lovey-dovey now that they're public.
No.
"big thank you to my husband, Ilya Rozanov, for eating enough mcgriddles to slow him down and give me the scoring edge. love you, babe. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy."
The following year:
"shout out to my husband, Shane Hollander, for getting up every day at 4 in the morning for running and yoga and STILL not managing to score more points than me. I dedicate this win to his short-shorts."