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@sarah-heyes
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đœđ đŸđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
Stubborn doggy
This scene never fails to make me laugh like a loon every time I watch it and that makes me madÂ
Okay so one thing that always bugged me was âwhat happened immediately before thisâ and I think Iâve narrowed it down to two options:
Option A: Stan turned on the TV the old fashioned way, sat down, and realized too late what channel the TV was turned to
Option B: Stan turned on the TV however the heck he pleased, then proceeded to dissociate for several hours until The Duchess Approves brought him out of it
Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
Okay, so I havenât watched this show yet, but this scene convinced me.
wishing you a very merry and warm solstice!
⊠find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist âŠ
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FUCK YES TEAMSTERS!
This is as of December 19, 2024.
Link to post
The (unionized) German amazon workers have said they are joining the picket line in solidarity with their US counterparts.
The union has been fighting for good faith negotiations and a fair contract for over a year. Amazon skipped the December 15th deadline to come to the table.
Remember, the striking workers are not the reason your orders are delayed.
Source here
Martina McBride didn't win Country Music Association Song of the Year for a song about how burning your house down with your abusive husband still inside it is good, noble, and an allegory for the American Revolution for people to act like the genre belongs to bootlicking fucks
other things people didn't do for you to act like country music belongs to bootlicking fucks:
Garth Brooks winning video of the year at the ACMs for a song about how none of us are free as long as there's racism and homophobia
Reba McEntire charting with a gothic horror song about an innocent man being executed by an incompetent judge and a corrupt sheriff
Willie Nelson being, well, his entire self tbh
Dolly Parton recording the hating capitalism banger of all time
Kacey Musgraves telling everyone to ignore the haters, smoke weed, and be a bisexual slut
I'd like to add
- The Chicks and speaking out against Bush and the Iraq war, and when they got death threats and were blacklisted from country radio, they doubled down and recorded a song saying 'no, you're wrong and were not going to sit down and accept it'. (Also, their song about how you should definitely kill your friends abusive husband, dump his body in a lake, and live out the rest of your lives as lesbian farmers.)
-One of Johnny Cash's most famous songs is about being a visual reminder of the inequality and discrimination in our society.
For those wondering the song titles are:
Independence Day
Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
Insert Willie Nelson song of your choice here
9 to 5
Not Ready to Make Nice
Goodbye Earl
Man in Black
I have no idea who Kacey Musgraves is, but I will be checking her out
Not big Garth Brooks fan
if asexuality is finally starting to be accepted as a spectrum where individuals can have all different types of relationships with sex, aromanticism ïżŒshould also be seen as equally a spectrum where individuals can have all different types of relationships with romance. itâs the same.
what is your #1 favourite christmas film?
elf
home alone 1/2
the muppet christmas carol
how the grinch stole christmas
love actually
gremlins
santa clause 1/2/3
miracle on 34th street
the polar express
arthur christmas
other - put in tags!!!
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
Hit me up! Let's talk đ«!
reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
Masturbating whilst both listening to and feeling your heartbeat is fucking amazing.
Your heart is racing from the anticipation before you even start listening. As soon as the sound of your heart fills your ears, it beats harder and faster, loving the attention.
Of course, being a cardiophile, the mere sound of a thumping heart makes your horniness spike, making every touch feel so much more intense. Your senses are heightened - each touch makes your heart beat faster, and each beat of your heart makes you even more sensitive.
The increasing heart rate feels so good, and not just in the sense that you can feel each beat slamming against your chest. The faster your heart beats, the more your horniness dial is turned up. And the more horny you are, the faster your heart beats. Itâs a delicious feedback loop, and each part of it is like its own reward. Hearts turn you on. Masturbating makes you hornier. The combination of both is so intense and pleasurable. It feels like each rapid thump goes straight to where youâre touching. Each beat almost sends its own pulse of pleasure.
If youâre like me, you like to dig your fingers into your carotid pulse because itâs the place that your pulse is the easiest to feel and it feels like each pulse jumps straight into your fingertips.
My heart is super thumpy right now. I can feel her moving the steth head with every beat. Wish I had a means to record and share. Wish someone was here to steth me.đ«đđ©ș
My fellow female cardiophiles - imagine having sex in a car, your live heartbeat pounding over the speakers, whilst youâre fucked in time to it.
Being able to physically feel the vibrations of each beat echoing throughout the car and booming in both of your ears đ
I think that would be the strongest orgasm of my life!
June of Doom 2025 đŁ
By popular vote, here be the 2025 June of Doom prompt list for your doomsday planning!
Please feel free to participate with original or fan works of any kind (writing, photos, gifs, mood boards, videos, songs, whatever creative medium your heart desires!). You can do one or all of the prompts on any given day, and if none are to your liking, check out the alternate prompts!
Rules/ FAQ!
Tag your stuff with appropriate warnings, plzkthnx.
AI-created content is highly discouraged and frowned upon. I have no way of "checking", but I respect the time and effort people put into their crafts and encourage everyone to do the same. This isn't a contest for best written or prettiest art â it's a challenge, so challenge yourself.
You can combine this challenge with other challenges!
You can start/ finish this challenge whenever the heck you want!
You can mix and match prompts from different days!
I'll post reminders and such the closer we get!
[AO3 Collection will be up late May 2025]
And don't forget to tag @juneofdoom so I can reblog your awesome here! Have fun!
reblogging this again because it remains true.
i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao