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levi / 22 / a writer, a liar, a lover, a liar, i study chemistry and men at wesleyan

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[andytheaspec]

@gordon-ramsay-official

[cicidraws]

god i love how pitbulls are like

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[afeelgoodblog]

Why hasn’t this been done before?

[autisticexpression]

You know why.

[petrosapian]

Mind the Gap: a handbook of clinical signs on black and brown skin

Second year medic, Malone Mukwende, has been working with staff members as part of a student-staff partnership project looking at clinical t

[missmixx-a-lot]

Cause racial health disparities…

[xmagnet-o]

I hope this gets published

[algorizmi]

It is available for download as a pdf from their website. www.blackandbrownskin.co.uk/mindthegap

[ayamccabre]

If you have darker skin and a medical condition, you can submit photos if your condition isn’t in there. Also, that download is free. Anyone know how to give this guy money?

[spongebobfreezeframes]

[ethernetcord]

Me after some Oreos

[bakwaaas]

[alicentflowers]

Jenny Slate in Stage Fright (2019) // Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca // Hayao Miyazaki in 10 Years with Hayao Miyazaki (2019) // Mirrorball by Taylor Swift // John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eliluminado7]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

[mousathe14]

This poor man, only crime was eating his melon at the wrong place and time

[free-range-tiddies]

The way she looked back at him like "Say Sumn!"

[1dietcokeinacan]

[killorbekillian]

Tyler: Hey JiaHao would you still love me if I was a worm?

JiaHao: [Qiuetly, sleepily] I would… put you in my hand and play with you… and feed you to my fish.

Tyler: What if I was a 30 foot tall skeleton… covered in fire?

JiaHao: [Even quieter] Mm… I would cook… cook… potato on you.

Tyler: Hm. Okay. Good to know. 

[pauladeen-vevo]

I want what they have

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[afro-evolutionary-astrology]

Direct Action; minor-friendly edition lmao

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that the fridge is broken so my Refreshing energy drink is not cold and not refreshing - This is the last straw and now i am insane in the head

[mellifexfarm]

ideal dog would have a greyhound body and a bull terrier head. I will not be accepting criticism at this time

[promethiae]

If you like the wellerman, try on this classic

[any-open-eye-deactivated2022071]

this is a pathologic ass song 

[rosslynpaladin]

The Chemical Worker’s Song. Not far off our current days’ wage slave experience. I’m telling you, you need Union Songs.

Sailors aboard a ship used to hum to warn the captain they were THIS close to a mutiny and didn’t like conditions AT ALL. Because humming was something others could keep doing when you stopped. Anyone comes close you stop, but the hum of the rest keeps on and they can’t prove who, exactly, is doing it.

Just saying.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Ekaterina Popova aka Екатерина Попова aka Ekaterina Sergeivna Popova aka Екатерина Сергеевна Попова (Russian, b. 1988, Vladimir, Russia, based Wilmington, DE, USA) - 1: Mood, 2020  2: Morning Coffee, 2019  3: Radiance, 2019  4: Work from Home, 2018  5: Chambers Room, 2017, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[redjennies]

where's the post about the $1 grilled cheese food truck that has all the abrasive rules on it, but then it also says "you may talk to me about Friday Night Lights"? because that's how I want to run my life.

[redjennies]

found it on twitter