hello friend

Pretty much exclusively on mobile. One day I will update my blog & make it beautiful, but today is not that day.

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[sixpenceee]

White house staff watching Obama welcome Donald Trump as president. 

[sixpenceee]

This shoe has a black snakeskin material treated with a unique paneling which bursts into a reflective iridescent spectrum when exposed to light.

[lo-vibes]

YOOOOOOO

[good-vibes-bad-jokes-and-glitter]

Accurate representation of my soul

[lana-loves-lingua-latina]

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

[oktober2nd]

He’s a fuck boy

[wet-monsoon]

[optical-delusion]

[tastefullyoffensive]

No. (via Zedtown)

[thebestoftumbling]

[cooliosis]

He looks so disappointed. Like he realized the life he was condemned to.

[ho-of-babylon]

Rebirth.

[anexperimentallife]

So if the Democrats take the Senate, Bernie Sanders becomes head of the Senate Budget Committee? Which would make him the fourth most powerful individual in the United States.

Imagine how much we could get done with a Sanders-led Senate Budget Committee under a Democratic president who has already been forced to adopt most of his domestic policy in exchange for his endorsement.

If you really want to see the change we got behind Bernie for, get Clinton into the White House, and get Democrats into the House and Senate.

(Also keep in mind that this next president gets to decide what’s constitutional and unconstitutional for the next 30-50 years, as they will most likely get to appoint at least four Supreme Court Justices.)

[fadeintocase]

Start telling people this. People have to know the practicality of their votes.

[tyleroakley]

YOOOOOO IN CASE YOU WANTED ANOTHER REASON TO GO VOTE

[conniecann]

[aziirphale]

It’s election season

Please remember Snopes and PolitiFact exist

[moonflowero1]

Idk what those are lol

[aziirphale]

Snopes.com fact checks tons of rumors and common myths you might find floating around the Internet

PolitiFact is a nonpartisan site that fact checks politicians statements and is super helpful during election years when you have no idea if anyone’s telling the truth

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

[iverbz]

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

[berlynn-wohl]

In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker’s wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger’s funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband’s funeral home instead.

Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators.

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

he destroyed a whole workforce

[17mul]

😎👌🏿👍🏿

[existentialwhale]

Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???) 

Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.) 

Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)

Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked. 

Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.) 

Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness. 

Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them. 

Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.) 

Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order. 

Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around. 

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

[mytinyskullsizedpornbrain-deact]

Reblogging cuz this is vital. Especially the point on self-deprecation. Stop that shit now. It is a glamour-don’t, a welcome sign for fuck ass ppl.

[bang]

[kimreesesdaughter]

If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate. 

[black--beetle]

Please help? I need these skills?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Come my child…

LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too. 

Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.

Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.

Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company. 

Chaotic good. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

Hershey’s Finesse Catalog

Cashier? Customer Service Manager

Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II 

Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator

Janitor? Sanitation Inspector

Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator

Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager

Stockroom? Inventory and production operator

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

omfg

[twitterlols]

this is the only love story i care about