I'm a mess

Call me Cereal | 22 | Bi as fuck | Gender fluid | She/They | AuDHD Gremlin | Multi-Fandom | I swear like a fuckin sailor get used to it | A Slut for Sylus and Robert Robertson iii |

[whitemelanin]

*Reader has a name by the way -"

U know what ur doing, stop trying me

[chatterrbox]

YOUR OC STORIES SHOULD NOT BE TAGGED X READER. OH MY GOD. NO ONES GONNA SHAME YOU FOR HAVING IT AS X OC. If the "reader" has a first name or physical descriptions ITS AN OC UNLESS ITS MADE FOR A SPECIFIC RACE OF PEOPLE. NO EXCEPTIONS BESIDES THAT. This should not be an issue, tag your fics right, PLEASE.

No one is complaining about OC fics existing, only the fact you guys are tagging them wrong and putting them in the x reader groups and hogging the space where it's hard to find a REAL X READER.

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[valtsv]

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[fangirl-favorites]

Ok but I rewatched Flash Seasons 1+2 the other day and my Snart obsession is on 200% again whoops what do i do with my life I just

[spaceacetrexi]

You don't understand. It's the red one and the blue one.

And the red one and the blue one.

And the red one and the blue one.

And the red one and the blue one.

And the red one and the blue one.

And the red one and the blue one.

Again and again and again, like the narrative just can't help repeating itself.

[demonic0angel]

Tim: *talking ab Gotham City rogues* And as you know, we have really deadly villains. Like Catwoman, a conniving, wily cat thief who takes valuable things from others without hesitation.

Danny: Oh, the nice lady that feeds the stray cats and gives the homeless kids food?

Tim: Uh. Sure. There’s also Two-Face, a man who’s murderous whims rely only on a coin toss. 

Danny: Oh, that guy who donates his money to charity and sometimes helps defend people in court!

Tim: … are we talking about the same Two-Face here…? Okay, we also have Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze, two deadly people with abilities that can devastate the city.

Danny: The woman who’s taking care of Gotham parks and the man who really loves his wife? I’ve seen them sometimes. They’re cool.

Tim: …… uh huh. We have the Croc as well, an enormous, reptilian creature with sentience that lurks in the sewers. 

Danny: *nonchalantly* Waylon. He sometimes protects the homeless kids too. 

Tim: *sigh* Sure. Whatever. Well, the Joker is—

Danny: That fucking asshat who hurts people and doesn’t deserve his name because of his shitty, unfunny humor? I hope that bitch dies already, me and so many others have been praying on his downfall but that cockroach is still alive somehow.

Tim: 

Tim: You’re not wrong but like—

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

[insomniac-arrest]

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[gracefelldownaflightofstairs]

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

[polarity-disturbed]

I love this show

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes.

[queerautism]

Fellow white people did you know there's this cool youtube hack where you go out of your way to watch videos made by Black people. And suddenly your video recommendations will have loads of cool new channels. And then you realise youtube was literally hiding videos made by Black people from you because they assumed you wouldn't be interested

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[sariel-or-cereal]

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Robert Robertson iii