Streamer and Blue Puma

Sasha (She/Her) Mostly here to fool around. Been on this planet for 30 years now. Damn. Voice Actor Youtube: http://youtube.com/channel/UCbW77…

[sashavandal]

Call me Flareon ex because I'm about to combust

[puppygirllaika]

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

[puppygirllaika]

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[farm-paws]

An actual wooly mammoth

[redlipstickresurrected]

Stephen Vollo (American) - Strainer, Paintings: Oil on Canvas on Panel

[alex51324]

I used to have that exact strainer. It was in a box of hand-me-down kitchen things from my grandmother when I got my first apartment in 1996. It broke last year.

Anyway, this is a painting.

[sexshopshenanigans]

This is the best strainer in the world and i check the housewares aisle in every thrift store I visit hoping to find another one. No strainer has ever been able to live up to this icon, this superstar, this vision of grace and elegance.

It’s the two-quart Tupperware colander. The handle is large and sturdy but still comfortable to hold in your hand. The ridge on the end helps it fit on any size pot you need to rest it over. The little feet at the bottom let you drain directly into the sink without leaving the contents sitting in a puddle. It’s got a spout on both sides so you can pour comfortably from the left or right hand, towards or away from yourself as needed. The holes are at the bottom so you can control where strained liquids flow, large enough to drain quickly, small enough to keep from losing bits of food through them. The bright yellow colour is easy to spot in the back of a cupboard or dishwasher.

I am passionate about this specific strainer in a way that I am not passionate about anything else in my life. I would run back into a burning building to rescue this strainer. This strainer is my go-to wedding or housewarming gift. This strainer is my beloved family member. I have shared more meals with this strainer than I have with anyone else in my life. This strainer has never, ever let me down. It is the most perfectly designed item I have ever seen or handled in my life. Every aspect of this strainer is made to maximize convenience and functionality. It is flawless, a form of complete and total perfection. If you told me this strainer was the face of God, recreated on Earth in Their image, I would believe you.

Anyway, this is the best painting I’ve ever seen and they should take down the Mona Lisa so there’s an appropriate space to hang it in the Louvre.

[marlynnofmany]

Thank you for that eloquent review to go along with this impressive painting!

If anyone else is inspired to look up the two-quart Tupperware colander, I'll save you a few keystrokes. Amazon has in stock (in several colors, no less). I imagine some other stores do as well.

Anyways, I already have two metal colanders that make a horrible mess every time they're used, and I'm gonna buy myself a blue one of these. Thanks!

[ekjohnston]

My mother got a new colander, and I was like I WILL TAKE THE YELLOW ONE and that was 2005 and I still have it.

[vyl3tpwny]

[crazygnomenclature]

April Showers bring frogs

No one else would ever think to do a comic about frogs today. I feel so original.

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[love-and-hex]

Language Barrier

It always seemed a bit silly to me, the fantasy trope that every member of a given species speaks the same language.

Co-author credit to my daughter, who came up with the concept.

For more of my comics, read "Love and Hex" on Webtoon! (Or just buy the book.)

[crazygnomenclature]

I think that's the most cleavage that's ever been in a T&E comic.

Thanks again to @love-and-hex for being our guest artist. Read more of Brandon's series here: Webtoon | Insta | Blsky | Patreon

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[crazygnomenclature]

Fortnight (pt. 1-7)

Best friends forever, including retroactively

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[crazygnomenclature]

Yes, I'm aware this makes me straight again. No, I don't know why that bothers me.

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[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[imstillalexcomic]

It's been a while since I did one of these! Recorded this forever ago, but admittedly got lazy... my b.

Featuring the lovely lady Lima herself!!

[stedilnik]

Scrunkly creature

[charl0ttan]

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

[charl0ttan]

and usually its just asking Why

[mousidy]

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.