The Universal Me

I like different things, change my mind a million times, and just love all the little things that make you smile

[quotes-and-giffss]

Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts

[bloodyshxes]

SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared

THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!!

[aninvisiblebed]

I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when you’re sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldn’t stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Don’t do it.

[cpecod]

please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying

[phoenixenix]

THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDN’T HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL

[eriskind]

Oh shit yeah. I didn’t know that it was a KNOWN thing but yup. Happened to me too. When my sister had her cat over at the apartment I took too many and bruh that shit I saw. Do not recommend.

[enraged-chihuahua]

oh shit benadryl??? damn that stuff’ll knock you out but i didn’t know it did that. reblogging to save a life

[boywizard-moved]

this has happened to me and it was fucking horrible. watch your dosage 

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[her-minds-a-mess]

“I am not a rebound. I am not your second choice. I will not give you the constellations inside my heart if all you give me is space. I will not give you the oceans of my mind if all you do is sit back and watch me drown. I will not break all ten fingers if all you do for me is not lift one. I may not know a lot about who I am, but I know now who I am not.”

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[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[kibumkim]

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

[lily-orchard]

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

[windupoperator]

McDonald’s employee servicing the ice cream machine 2018, colorized

[systlin]

Egypt, 3,000 BCE; “Hey if you let electric eels shock you it helps with pain.”

The Modern Era, 5,000 years later; “Hey wait, we can use electricity to interrupt nerve signals and relieve pain.”

The ghosts of two ancient Egyptian doctors, giving each other a high five of vindication; “Took ‘em long enough.”

[arandomblackbook]

Also The Modern Era, 5000 years later; “We don’t need science to ease pain. I got homeopathy and essential oils.”

The ghosts of two ancient Egyptian doctors; “Oh my Gods, Karen, do some research.”

[evolution-incarnate]

Electric eels don’t live in Egypt though

They live in South America

[systlin]

My bad, electric catfish, got ‘em mixed up.

[evolution-incarnate]

it is a much funnier mental image for it to be this funky chunky fish

[systlin]

Egyptian doctors, 3,000 BCE, pointing to a pool with one of these bois in it. “Yeah go stand in there and your arthritis’ll feel better.”

Ancient Egyptian with bad knees; “You’re shitting me, right.”

Ancient Egyptian doctors; “Did we fucking stutter.”

[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[nonespark-blog]

OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE.

THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself):

They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant! 

[rainbowwhimsyart]

JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.

I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Don’t forget! ♥️

[toastbutteregg]

I need this

[lavellanlove]

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

[hangthecode]

[echrai]

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

[silhouetteincolor]

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

[harukami]

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

[spartanlocke]

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

[breadandflowers]

Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.

[fluffygif]

Little dinosaur!  by _bronsonthebully

[pleatedjeans]

[postgradfiles-deactivated201402]

Oh, in a perfect world.

[shotofpatr0n-deactivated2013032]

Can I get an AMEN!?

[izzizander]

Update on Alaska: Thousands of pre-spawned Alaskan Salmon are just dying in the water before reaching their destination to spawn because water temperatures are too hot, and there isn’t enough oxygen in the water to sustain them, and they’re suffocating. Here’s the Article detailing a bit more information. Stephanie Quinn Davidson, the Director of the Yukon Inter-Tribal Fish Commission, took a team of scientists along 200 miles of the Koyukuk River to investigate a die-off of chum salmon at the end of July. The team counted 850 dead, unspawned chum — and that, she said, was a minimum count. “We were boating, going about 35 or 40 miles per hour, and we know we missed a lot,” she said. “On a boat going by relatively fast, we were probably getting at most half the fish and at the least about ten percent of the fish.” Locals to the area said this same thing happened four or five years, ago, she said, but not to the scale it did this year. She attributes the deaths to heat stress. “We cut open the fish, looked for any size of disease, infections, parasites. … By all indications, these fish looked healthy,” she said. “They didn’t have any marks on them, or any sign of disease or stress otherwise. And the die off event coincides with the week of heat we had.”

[creamsiclesquid]

Hey guys! So, Alaska is fucked! Ecologically and Economically! If this spreads, Alaska will use a major factor of our traffic! 

We’ve hit records high all this summer due to a heat dome that eventually moved on….but we’re hitting high temps again, and high wind speeds, at a time when we usually don’t get them!

You’re not scared? You should be.

You should be fucking terrified.

This is a whole generation of fish. Just dead. How is this going to affect the local ponds and rivers? How is this going to affect our bear populations? Our wolves? Our moose with vegetation in lakes and streams?

Alaska’s sea ice is gone along the coast. Our leaves are already falling becuase the plants have run out of everything. Plants everywhere are sagging and heat burned.

This isn’t okay.

This isn’t okay

[dumbass-twunk]

that.... explains a lot

[thatll-do]

Is that not many?

[greenbaconsmoothie]

Well Twitter has 3,900 employees,

Facebook has 35,587 full time employees,

and tiktok has 833 employees that also have a LinkedIn profile (there may be more employees but I can't find a published number beyond LinkedIn)

[thatll-do]

I see the problem :|

[hashtagloveloses]

I’ve been saying for years that we’re very hard on the tumblr staff. They’re tiny and probably given no resources bc this site makes no money (and have shitty bosses who don’t know what the fuck to do with this site)

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

[nastyxnate69-deactivated2017051]

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

[catchymemes]

[soltreis-deactivated20230801]

“You can even curse at me or steal things from me. But please don’t lie to me. Understand?”

아가씨 - The Handmaiden (dir. Park Chan Wook)