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[kosmogrl]

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[lotad]

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

[marisatomay]

In the thirty-ish-minute cartoon The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown there is a five-minute interlude where Snoopy plays a World War I flying ace who gets shot down behind enemy lines in war-torn France

[mini-wrants]

There sure is!

[runningwithmemes]

And it’s great

[marisatomay]

And it’s great

[theraconteurasaur]

Perennial October mood.

[drst]

There she is!

NOW it’s really Halloween

[backstepping]

bye to a real one… add your favourite smash mouth tweet

[redfagdiver]

Rest in peace king 🫡🫡🫡

[ankle-beez]

[socialistexan]

[nessa007]

[beaky-peartree]

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

[beaky-peartree]

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[safety-p1ns-deactivated20220116]

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

[basi1isks]

[ragefulwoman]

this is the kind of log you find in a video game where each progressive log you pick up throughout the area gradually becomes more incoherent and deranged before you face them as a boss gone mad with eldritch knowledge

[tilthat]

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

[yokelfelonking]

Someone described the modern difference as such:  Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you.  Terror is when you see it and it charges at you.  Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

[furbearingbrick]

lust is

[that-catholic-shinobi]

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

[lightlimes-deactivated20180921]

pictures where the sea and sky are no longer distinguishable

[curly-croissant]

If I may contribute

[tragedysquared]

not to be dramatic but like. this kind of indistinguishable meeting point of the sea and the sky is the center around which my life revolves

[mrs-scully]

ryan really said i only like guns if they’re full of holy water

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[trainthief]

Now THATS what I call breaking news...