You Can't Handle the Sass

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[frozensnetwork]

Let it Go & Show Yourself ❊

[vonnabeee]

♫   Show Yourself   ♫

I watched Frozen 2!!!!!!!!

[catchymemes]

[bob-belcher]

Martin Freeman reveals his and Andy Serkis’ nickname on the set of Black Panther

[valtsv]

[chaoticgood-queer]

[magicalishizu]

[amseymour]

Reblog this every time XD

[early-baltica]

IM WHEEZING

[overthinkinglotr]

It’s weird that Aragorn has a reputation for being a Loner™ when every time the heroes go to a new place they find out Aragorn Has Friends There. If you could theoretically have friends there, then Aragorn Has Friends There

They meet Aragorn in Bree, turns out he’s Friends with Gandalf, then makes Friends with the hobbits, then they arrive at Rivendell and what a twist he’s also Friends with the Rivendell elves! especially Arwen and Elrond! There’s an elf from Mirkwood in their fellowship who was already his Friend, but he also quickly becomes Friends with the dwarf from Ered Luin who hates that elf’s guts.  Boromir of Gondor initially WANTS to hate him but within a couple weeks he’s calling Aragorn his brother. The Fellowship arrives at Lorien and oh  Aragorn didn’t bring it up but he’s also Good Friends with Galadriel and Haldir and Celeborn and all them too! They travel to Rohan and Aragorn’s like “oh yeah I didn’t mention it before but I’m Friends with the people of Rohan, I knew King Theoden as a kid, and–”. He even makes Friends with his horse

 Aragorn tries to befriend everyone, from a 3-foot tall hobbit who’s not yet an adult to an elf-queen-sorceress older than the moon. He doesn’t seem grim/lonely because he’s friendless, he seems grim and lonely because he has so many friends, in so many places, that he’s always missing someone

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[moghedien]

remember when Leia dressed in a dead man’s clothes, dragged one of her best friends into Jabba’s palace in chains, activated a detonator she was holding and kept holding it while staring down Jabba’s thugs and all the guns pointed at her, sold her friend to Jabba, rescued her boyfriend–who she knew was blind–and dramatically whipped off her disguise to give a clever one-liner and make out with him.

like it was a terrible plan in the first place, but you can never be more Iconic than that

[zombeesknees]

#SKYWALKER NONSENSE  #you think she’s immune - she’s notttttttt

[stars-bean]

“Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means.” “The study of alien languages. Morphology, phonology, syntax. Means you’ve got a talented tongue.”

Star Trek (2009) dir. J. J. Abrams

[infected]

Carl Gustav Carus, High Mountain, 1824, oil on canvas

[sassylikesassafras]

My tumblr is approaching 6 years now and wow have things changed since I was joined. I graduated high school, and now college. Started my first ‘adult’ job. Loved and lost. Found many great friends, and parted ways with others.

This used to be my sanctuary from my real life. The place i came to be happy, to be around the things i loved. but the anger on this site drew me away for a while and i had no place to go. It was one of the worst parts of my life. Now the real world is so much better. I can actually enjoy living there.

I have no idea where I’ll be in another 6 years. Maybe mission work in some far flung part of the world. Maybe married with kids. Maybe not much will change at all.

Though many of my friends on here have also moved on, to those of you that remain. Thank you. Thank you for being a part of my life, being the ear i needed when i was sad, the people i celebrated my happiest moments.

Cheers.

[jonahsimms]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine → HS yearbook awards (insp)

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

[mangonetics]

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

[loptrcoptr]

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

[technicolorheart9801]

[slogthor]

[thorkizilla]

[sonseulsoleil]

Tom Holland’s face when Jimmy Kimmel asks if anyone dies in Infinity War is fucking killing me: