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miyavji

Photo By: @iamtheswimreaper

edgebug

cat sounds, rated

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

Gothic Lolita:

K

Person not really involved in goth subcultures but who just likes black:

collegecatholic

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

tahthetrickster

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

girlpanties

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

girlpanties

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

claycoloredmotherlessness-deact

This hurt my feelings

sassippi

Well fuck me

lostodosblancos

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

what THE FUCK

how the FUCK

higgs-bonbon-deactivated2017032

ethersaga-deactivated20181203

unmute this now

eyesoftirnoch

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke

niggazinmoscow

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

theweirdwideweb

monstercub

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

monkeysaysficus

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

emotiona1shorty

Excuse me what the fuck is this

ichorandpride

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

mylifewithfel

storm elemental it is

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

greater-than-the-sword

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

thebestoftumbling

HELLO SMALL COW

orangevegan

*SNIFF SNIFF*

transmasculine-spock

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

lambo-san

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

disneytva

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

hashtagloveloses

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

crittizen

I’m always crying about some goddamn duck.

unclefather

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

sixpenceee

The original illustrations to one of our all-time favorite childhood books: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark turned into coasters!

wrathofnidhoggr

My childhood!

sereninthebestway

uhm, yes please! I can never find these books anymore.

fagknowledge

These drawings freaked me out more than the actual stories, so much to the point where I saw the picture and went “oh god”

zanabism-deactivated20200529

if you’re not committed to antiracism, you’re not a good doctor.

I remember when I had pneumonia I was so sick and exhausted and in pain that I couldn’t get out of bed for *days* — I eventually pushed myself to walk across campus to the doctor’s office (it took me literally 45 minutes to walk there bc I had to walk so slow) and when I got there…the doctor made it seem I was only trying to get out of writing an exam lol. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I was going to be withdrawing from the class anyway bc I hadn’t had the energy to get to lectures at all that semester. She lectured me about how she sees students do this all the time and she can’t take a risk in trusting me when the only thing that was wrong with me was exhaustion. “We all have off days” is what she said lolol.

I was so humiliated at her insinuation that I eventually just nodded when she said it “didn’t seem like I had any issues” and went back home. It wasn’t until I fainted walking down the hallway like 4 feet outside my apartment that I started panicking and called someone to take me to the hospital. When I got there even the receptionists looked genuinely pale to see how hard it was for me to walk and how much it hurt to breathe or talk.

It would take *6* different antibiotics for the really advanced pneumonia to finally die out, the last of which was delivered intravenously in my arm for 10 continuous days — I still have the scar where the initial IV was and I have another mark on my wrist. I *literally* couldn’t walk or lay on my back for 8-9 weeks. I would sleep sitting up with pillows on a chair and when my breath would involuntarily deepen as I started to fall asleep I would jerk awake bc of the sharp pain my lung where the pneumonia was.

That same doctor who thought I was lying about being sick would then call me like 34 times in a row when my blood test results came to her office and the hospital sent her my chest x rays lolol, obviously worried about looking bad and having called me a liar and sending me home when I had such a serious bout of pneumonia.

In the 3rd year of my premed degree I would learn that doctors in North America — and specifically white women in nursing lol — often see south Asian women as malingerers who exaggerate their pain. In a UK study there were neonatal nurses who went so far as to say that south Asian women also lack maternal instincts, care more about their pain meds than their child and “can’t handle” child birth.

Yosif al Hasnawi — an Iraqi Canadian teen — died at the hands of two paramedics who did not believe he had been shot and claimed he was “acting” when he was actually internally bleeding. They made him walk to the ambulance with a bullet in his stomach, from which he would later die after not being transported to the hospital for 38 minutes.

Just yesterday My cousin, totally healthy, just died of a brain hemorrhage and often complained about ongoing migraines that could’ve been telltale signs of hypertension that were totally ignored by her doctor for years.

and just a day before that Kim porter who was otherwise healthy just died of pneumonia while having expressed her symptoms and pain to doctors for days — I would say that I’m shocked by this but the implications faced by brown people and racism in the healthcare system is 10x worse for black women who are often seen as liars and in it for the meds as a result of historical anti blackness and systemic rejection of black patients’ pain.

doctors are literally trained to perceive racialized people as malingerers who are trying to scam for meds or medical attention instead of people in pain. It’s 100% systemic and actually integrated into medical education.