★ya boy★

chaos, 23, he/him // average will wood & sally face enjoyer //

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[powrbottomjoker]

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

[brawltogethernow]

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

[croakerverse-chronological]

[powrbottomjoker]

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

[foone]

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[trashcangimmick]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[netherworldpost]

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[pukicho]

THIS IS FUCKED UP. The Government moved time an hour ahead so they could make me look like a fucking IDIOT who sleeps at 6am!! FUCK TRUMP

[pukicho]

Trump needs to be ripped in half by a steel machine

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[ghosttea13]

Started watching Jacksepticeye's playthrough of the new Resident Evil, and I don't know who's more in love with Leon, me or Sean.

[therealjacksepticeye]

YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH MY SHEER LUST FOR LEON? THE VERY THOUGHT

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[human-i-think-idk]

Accidentally made my 87 year old grandpa a fan of Will Wood

Now every time I play WW in the car/at his house he goes: "Will my Boy!" and then says something vaguely encouraging

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Will my Boy!"

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[ladymarshmall0w]

we don’t talk about jacksepticeye nearly enough as we should give that man a nobel peace prize for fucks sake

[therealjacksepticeye]

Yeah I agree