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@satantiddiezz666
over the garden wall is just like. here is a cartoon. it is ten ten-minute episodes and is about the length of a movie. you can watch it in a little under two hours. its a masterpiece with incredibly beautiful backgrounds and perfect pacing and an absolutely charming autumn atmosphere. it's only seasonally appropriate to watch for about two months out of the year because It's The Autumn Show. you hear the opening song and your heart fills with so much nostalgia it floods into your throat and you want to start crying. it's a rock fact
It’s a retelling of Dante’s Inferno. There’s a thousand more adventures the characters could have that we don’t see on screen.There’s references to classic tropes from so many different time periods and genres. It’s about brotherly love. It has a Latin reprise of a song called “Potatoes and Molasses” and it’s the saddest most emotional song in the whole series.
it cannot be topped in many, many ways
There are several witches. There's a lady who yearns for her long-lost lover, who left three days ago. There's a horse that's a thief. There's a highwayman who doesn't steal anything on-screen (not related to the horse). Everything is a death metaphor. Half the things are death in truth. The president is nude. A little kid has no cents at all. Just sit there in the cold and wait. You can't trust the bird with scissors. You should trust the bird in the end. You wonderful mistake of nature. Dancing in a swirl of golden memories, the loveliest lies of all
i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
what the fuck is a time knife
Time knife is a form of time knife
Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.
Until death, all defeat is psychological.
when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response
the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious
just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
@joy-and-whimsy-official
Joy and whimsy detected! This water dog is joyful and whimsical!
having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW
one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.
i simply do not believe that transgender people with weird gender identities are ever the problem
a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently
you can only reblog this if you're not racist
huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?
addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2
addendum: you can
only reblog this if you’re
not racist part 2
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
painters throughout history have produced millions of static paintings yet very few actual Stories
rug weavers throughout history have made millions of rugs but very few actual Stories
musicians have made millions of pieces of music but very few actual Stories
The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze
god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture
I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry
Honestly, she looks like she has cramps. (She also looks not unlike me)
Honestly, she looks
like she has cramps. (She also
looks not unlike me)
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.