Everything is awesome

Female , asexual, aspergers, British. Let's be honest, my Tumblr is a mess, but it is my mess and I love it.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

David and Toby and some Goblins too.

[chrispineofficial]

Breaking: Texas Has Just Been Declared a Swing State

Major poll aggregate shows the historically red state could go either way this year

I. AM. LIVING

[twodotsknowwhy]

If for some goddamn reason you still need to be persuaded to do so, vote for Hillary just to see the entire GOP have a complete meltdown while they try to figure out how the fuck they can come back from Texas going blue

[positivewordaday]

[elsannaheadcanon]

Dear fanfic authors and fanartists, you’re doing fine.

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

I aspire to this level of reckless self-confidence

[otherbully1]

Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th.

[chefpyro]

So here's a story.

A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[alpistachio]

[christopherleefan]

“As we sat there talking with a tape recorder between us his (Christopher Lee) pet cat “Renfield” slipped through the half open door and wandered out into the hall of the motel, so the last image I had at that moment in time of Christopher Lee, the definitive Dracula after Lugosi, was watching him chase after his cat, talking baby talk to it – “Where does daddy’s little baby think its going?”

Source: x

I NEED A CLIP OF CHRIS TALKING IN BABY TALK TO HIS CAT <3

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beynons]

he’s trying

[coruscant-sky]

“Freeze, Vegan Police!”

[dash-of-dark]

Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[irlbastard-remade-deactivated20]

THE ONLY AUDIO I WILL PAUSE MY MUSIC FOR

[mosellegreen]

@crimsonpeakfans @crimsonpeaksource @crimsonpeaksecrets

[stonelionhearts]

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

nice okay we’re off to a good start

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

banksy’s family found this article

[onlyblackgirl]

Why old people so mad.

[witchtimez]

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

[decrystallize]

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

[lotad]

“laughfulable”

[schauspielerin]

Another iconic John Boyega clap back

[thyemscira-deactivated20190110]

look at these children

[thenatsdorf]

Maybe it’s time to switch to decaf.

[slimegargoyle]

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

[lookskindadeadinside]

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

[maaarine]

[claudiajeancregg-concannon-deac]

Hero

[chicagomoonlight]

But can we also talk about the interviewer’s honesty too?? Delightful.

[claudiajeancregg-concannon-deac]

Agreed:)