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KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@saucebottom
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
The reading comprehension on this website……….
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀
The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent
world heritage post
please
Mrs. Pots snapped
Mrs. Pots sick of the shit!!!
i will never be over how hard mrs potts went
STRAIGHT FACTS!
(the podcast premieres 01.11.21)
SAY THAT!!!!!!!!
Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last
This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.
Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
Galar Corsola or:
How to talk about the impact of climate change + the trash in our ocean: Nintendo style
nobody:
my cat, about to puke on the carpet:
He really outed us huh
This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.
no one is keeping track of sacrifices you make so if you make them do so without expectations. feeling entitled to a return that isn’t guaranteed isn’t healthy and will hurt you
*Cocks foreskin like a shotgun*
