I stand with my cancelled wife

20s | genderfluid | they/them | bi | mixed Icon by @haileyroseart Follow @theoreticallyawriter for my writing stuff, @the-erudite-library for divergent ramblings, and @lesbiansybilmira for lunar chronicles stuff. My blog is the equivalent of those grab bags you used to get as a kid and sometimes you got something really cool and sometimes you get something especially shitty.I still unironically like homestuck but I've sort of moved on to other things. I kind of write fanfics and other things. .I have a lot to talk about with a lot of things and a lot to write about and would love to talk about it. My list of Things is a bit too long, but as of this moment I'm really into lunar chronicles, fake ah, and i suppose if you actually want to hear me talk about how terrible divergent is then that too. I’ve been on this blue hellsite for like five years; every time I think nothing can surprise me anymore a new layer of stupidity is added.

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[sobblefan]

This was a cold open to a youtube video and I am crying LOL

(video here)

[anintelligentoctopus]

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

[sunlight-shunlight]

wyll baldursgate ravengard is like. the writers very obviously half-assed it, but it would've taken SO little effort to just go with:

"this guy shed his previous identity in a traumatic burst of violence at the tender age of 17 to save his city, and in the process has welded his entire sense of self to the Heroic Ideals™️ he grew up with. he is charismatic and superficially whimsical, but underneath it, he's in a objectively very bleak situation of having no family or home, 0 prospects aside from dying young in a monster fight and/or getting another offer he can't refuse from mizora, and getting his soul put into a torment nexus forever. he's kind of accepted this bc he places no value on his life outside of Doing Good Deeds™️ . he has built an impenetrable 18 charisma facade around himself to hide any fear or anger or negative feelings. but, he stays silly :)"

and then quite obviously, you can either encourage wyll to remain on his heroic martyrdom complex (similar to how you can encourage gale to literally explode) or you can get wyll to remember that he is also a person that deserves to live and occasionally do things for his own benefit (the opposite of astarion, perhaps). and this would be extremely sweet, and is exactly what the voice actor was trying to infuse into the performance! it just. never got satisfyingly brought together. AASHJDGSHH. gnashing my teeth eternally.

[sunlight-shunlight]

[bisexual-tribble]

the musical STARTS with hades looking back btw. “you’re early” “i missed you” is hades looking back. is anybody listening. orpheus is told he can’t look back because hades knows he will because hades can’t stop himself from looking back. and that’s why the world is out of tune.

[aethersea]

#YES #it's literally like #let's see how you handle it. the test that even i can't beat #(if he can do it so can she. if she can do it so can we. and how about you and i?)

(via @makingtrouble)

[hellenhighwater]

Wait I just realized he's got the same reaction to every doppelganger

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[hinamie]

at the club w my non-alcoholic sparkling beverage throwing off the white balance of the group shot ✌︎('ω')✌︎

[sawsbuck-coffee]

"Nanami doesn't like Gojo!!"

No, Nanami doesn't RESPECT Gojo. You can absolutely like someone and not respect them

[romiiarts]

murder husbands

[starseekerstar]

Jjk as textposts😋

[riritzuu]

happy nanami day to those who celebrate 🌊✨

[papernstory]

Skin care routine 🫧

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[dynamissorcerer]

here, please hold him gently and also care him

[drenched-in-sunlight]

whatever this is 😭

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus