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honestly orson welles had the right idea when he said that he likes to fag it up with gay men. more straight men should do that

pitbolshevik

you're not a real ally unless you "get a little homosexual" when you're around gay people

bunniope

wghat a beautiful worled.

herpsandbirds

All of my friends that work at wildlife rehab centers have had to untangle animals from this stuff, or had animals brought in that died in it. This is especially nasty for small owl species.

sturgeonposting

What is your favorite sturgeon

White sturgeon (A. transmontanus)

Lake sturgeon (A. fulvescens)

Shovelnose sturgeon (S. platorynchus)

Beluga (H. huso)

European sea sturgeon (A. sturio)

Amu Darya sturgeon (P. kaufmanni)

Starry sturgeon (A. stellatus)

Yangtze sturgeon (A. dabryanus)

Atlantic sturgeon (A. oxyrinchus)

Siberian sturgeon (A. baerii)

Sterlet (A. ruthenus)

You forgot him and ill kill you

Voting ended onSep 15, 2024

I tried to get a good variety

#my favorite sturgeon is 20th century science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon

spaghettiwoman46

sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone

neshamama

wolfgang tillmans, from "if one thing matters, everything matters," c.2003, color print

#is this the bible

headspace-hotel

scramratz

I think Jasper is a good fit. What yall think?

Change name to Jasper Teal?

yes

no

mysterious third answer

Voting ended onAug 23, 2024

#I used to have a dog named jasper

garaks-padded-bra

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

#jeeves and wooster ass narration

dajo42

its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!

i-hate-chick-fil-a

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

exploding-plastic-inevitable

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!

archibaldtuttle

Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.

froginakettle

Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.

missadelinecatgirl

and those people who love us are fuckin RAD!!!!!!

ribombeee

pandoraborn

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.