[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

Let’s goooooooo

[keroa]

[ungrapeful]

he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

mf i DO numbers on here.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[gardenxkisses]

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[6balls]

I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

[peerless-shizun]

[depsidase]

[quendergeer]

reblog to kill an HOA manager

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

"Reblog to kill an HOA manager" is an acceptable addition to any post actually

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[hersurvival]

[xeansicemane]

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

[mamaangiwine]

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

[mamaangiwine]

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

[dragonsrequiem]

It's down with The Man, not down with Mother Nature, my dude.

[trash-soup]

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

[trans4trans]

[smegmafactory4prez]

At this point it's both cheaper and healthier to just do amphetamines

[politijohn]

Source

[katisconfused]

Please note: this was a midterm ballot question. This only passed because people showed up to vote for something other than president. Please don't ignore local races.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Reminder of the importance of midterms.

And if your reps aren't putting these measures on the ballot? The importance of primaries and locals.

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[hbmmaster]

I appreciate the sentiment behind posts like "if you can learn how to pronounce [european surname] you can learn how to pronounce [non-european surname]" but it does unfortunately rely on the base assumption that your average english speaker actually does make an effort to pronounce european surnames correctly

[hbmmaster]

like it definitely is still racism when people are like "uhhh I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that one" about a japanese or swahili name but you need to understand that english speakers do this when talking about irish and polish names too

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.