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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Jules of Nature

oozey mess

JVL

blake kathryn
noise dept.
Xuebing Du

Love Begins
NASA

#extradirty
Stranger Things

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Golden Hour Storm
one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*
i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible
personal agenda. Personal.
i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.
Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.
Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber
*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*
*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*
If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget
It can't possibly be that blat-
I am so back to the Star Wars fandom
Okay but like, ever since watching The Mandalorian and Grogu, I've been lowkey wondering if Favreau/Lucasfilm held a focus group composed of people who fully appreciate Pascal's attractiveness, to get ideas on how to fully capitalize on the impact of Din's face being on screen for the time it was...
Lucasfilm: "Okay, so, Din Djarin will have his helmet removed..."
Focus group: "YESSSSS!!!!!"
Lucasfilm: "... Uh, anyway, what should we..."
Focus group: "Keep the facial hair."
Lucasfilm: "Well, yeah..."
Focus group: "Make sure he gets to be protective about Grogu, while we get to see his expressions."
Lucasfilm: "We can make that work. Anything else?"
Focus group: "Make him wet."
Lucasfilm: "... What."
Focus group: "You heard us."
Lucasfilm: "?"
Focus group: "Make. Him. Wet."
(credit to @no-1-reylo-fan for the gif!)
tbh the backlash of din being in a cult/bo-katan is trustworthy during the course of the mandalorian s2 surprised me. i’ve always seen her as an antagonist or morally grey at the very least (she was literally introduced as a deathwatch terrorist) so the whole fan reaction of “bo is right and din is in a cult” was pretty unexpected to me. like in tcw she’s implied to be second-in-command of deathwatch and she only switches sides to the republic bc maul killed pre vizsla. when maul claims leadership of mandalore through possession of the darksaber, she literally says “no outsider will ever rule mandalore”, already hinting at her exclusionary attitude and foreshadowing her comments in boba in the mandalorian s2 regarding him not being a mandalorian.
it’s agreed in-universe that possession of the darksaber symbolises your standing as the rightful ruler of mand’alor, and maul won the saber through trial by combat that pre vizsla agreed to and accepted the outcome of (”Like you said, only the strongest shall rule.”). but bo doesn’t accept his rule based on him being an outsider, i.e. not mandalorian.
imo this also casts everything she says about din’s society into question, because we know she’s coming at this from an exclusionary angle. even though mando s2 doesn’t address this explicitly, i’ve thought that it was obvious that she’s not meant to be on din’s side (even as allies, she lies to him about the plan and weaponises his religion/saying against him). i’m not sure if i’m giving the show more credit than it deserves in that i believed they were slowly building up and hinting at her role as a full antagonist in s3, or it’s just me reading too much into it and filoni/favreau don’t intend to go that direction
(note: this was written in april 2021 at the height of the bkk discourse and before s3 came out. but i still want to have this on my blog lol)
I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer
Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas I’m real gay
@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!
Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.
@defectivegembrain
Happy Pride Everyone!!!!!
obi-wan looking the hottest he’s ever looked in the episode he’s the most miserable is honestly vile
Yoda: Hundreds of padawans I had.
Dooku: I've trained five apprentices.
Qui-Gon: I had three padawans, and almost got number 4 before dying.
Obi-Wan: Well, with Luke I suppose you can say I had two apprentices in my lifetime.
Anakin: I wasn't planning on having a Padawan, but Ahsoka is fine, I guess.
Ahsoka to Din: Get this kid fuckin away from me.
So. For those of you who didn't pay attention to the details of the legal spat between Krafton and Unknown Worlds, allow me to give you some details of the finest legal comedy of a generation.
Krafton CEO looks at the hype surrounding Subnautica 2, goes over the contract between Krafton and Unknown Worlds, realizes he'll have to pay out bonuses and freaks out because shelling out those bonuses will make him look like a pushover.
CEO goes to his legal department, asks them to come up with a plan to weasel out of paying bonuses. Legal tells him the contract is iron-clad and to accept the loss.
CEO refuses to take the loss, asks ChatGPT for a plan. ChatGPT says the exact same thing the legal department did.
CEO demands a plan from ChatGPT, which dutifully spits out a plan at this point because clearly the CEO is a goddamn idiot.
CEO deletes the chat logs, failing to understand that 'delete' doesn't permanently remove things.
CEO follows plan, and is surprised when Unknown Worlds sues for breach of contract despite being told by both humans and an LLM that is exactly what would happen.
Court does not go well for Krafton's legal department. It comes out that after ignoring the sound legal advice of human beings, the CEO went to ChatGPT and asked for a plan. When asked for the logs by the court, Krafton's legal team states they were deleted, thus that it's simply herersay. Judge goes "Oh, that's okay, we'll have our IT folks recover them." Krafton's legal team is astounded that's even possible.
The chat logs are recovered. It comes out that even ChatGPT was in agreement with Krafton's legal department, and only spat out a plan after being asked a second time.
The judge, now thoroughly done with the stupidity of Krafton's CEO at this point, rules in favor of Unknown Worlds. Her ruling doesn't simply undo the scheme, but effectively leaves all control over Subnautica 2's development in the hands of Unknown Worlds, including the early access release date, reducing Krafton to just publishing out of contractual obligation. Krafton must also return all social media platforms for Unknown Worlds and Subnautica 2 to Unknown Worlds' control. Financial damages will be determined at a later date.
Krafton proceeds to violate the court order in less than 72 hours by trying to set an early access release date before returning Unknown Worlds' social media platforms.
Summary: In trying not to look like a pushover, Krafton's CEO now looks like a complete idiot who's going to have to fork over bonuses, plus court-mandated damages, plus whatever comes out of violating the court's orders. Krafton's legal department may as well come to court dressed as clowns after this. I suspect Unknown Worlds might buy the rights to Subnautica back after all this and either relegate Krafton to just publishing or find a different publisher for future games altogether.
btw, Steam is currently having an "ocean fest" where they showcase all the ocean themed games on the store
which they obviously decided to do by complete coincidence and didn't mean to say anything by this or anything 🙂
I want this mug